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Description | A wizard has discovered how to end the constant flow of Noobs and Macros to RuneScape. Will you help him? |
Length | Short |
Requirements | None |
Items required | Items from the toolbelt are not listed unless they do not work or are not automatically added. None |
Enemies to defeat | None |
Walkthrough[]
Recruitment[]
Go to the Disguised Yew Tree and speak to the Undercover Noob. He will tell you he is working for a wizard who has found a way to stop the constant tide of Noobs and Macros in RuneScape. When you ask if you can help, first he will tell you to take a camera (which he hands to you) and take a picture of a Noob.
Noobs or Macros are actually at every major yew site. If you go to any site arrows will appear over the NPCs. All you need to do is take a picture of a single Macro or Noob by wielding the camera and "attacking" a Noob or Macro. When you have taken a picture, return to the Undercover Noob. He will take the camera from you, go inside, then come back out again saying that you can go inside.
Going to the Noob Realm[]
Inside you will see the wizard working at an array of pipes. Speak to him, and he will give you a brief overview of his work, before saying that he needs your help. Agree, and he will provide you with a Noob bomb. When you have taken it, he will open up the portal to the Noob Realm and all you have to do is step into it.
Destroying the Noob Realm[]
You will find yourself at the Noob Realm. Take a look around if you want, but there is nothing important to see - all the fishing spots etc don't actually provide anything. You will receive a message from the wizard telling you to throw the Noob bomb at any Noob or Macro you see. Do so, then sit back to watch the fireworks! All the Noobs and Macros will explode in a chain reaction that soon sweeps the entire realm. Any buildings or objects caught in the explosions (other than the player) are obliterated. After about a minute, the world will start to go black and sink down to an unseeable depth, until only a 5-square-by-5-square area remains. A teleport will appear in the middle, and you will receive a message to enter it. You will emerge back in Gielinor, where the wizard will tell you that moments after you left the Noob Realm collapsed on itself, thereby halting the constant stream of Noobs and Macros.
Reward[]
- 1 quest point
- A spare Noob bomb