Noob Quest

start
Talk to the noob gaurd in lumbridge castle. he'll tell you that the noobs need help. he will take you to the noob lair. he will then ask you to do a few things.

Light the Beacon
the noobs will take you to a huge beacon. you must climb to the top and light it. this requires 30 firemaking, and a tinderbox.

build a bridge
the noobs will take you to a big tree. chop it down, which requires level 40 woodcutting. use the logs to build a bridge to tutorial island. then, a ton of noobs will come to the mainland.

summon a demon
use the summoning stuff to summon a noobic deomonoid, level 80. to summon it, use the noob obelisk at the noob lair.

side with noobs
grab a bronze sword and wood shield. talk the noob king. give him the ring so he can become more powerful. he'll ask you to light a fire to aid in the rings enchantment. the fire has to be lit with normal logs. the noobs will all march to fallador and attack the not noobs. the not noobs will summon a level 700 demonoid. the noob leader will use the ring to become level 300, and the noobs will become level 200 each. gang up on the level 700 and own it.

side with noobs
use the oak logs to light a fire to burn the bridge. equip any weapon above bronze, then own the level 80 demon.