Armadyl's Elite

Armadyl's Elite is a story serial being developed by FEARTHEWAFFLE. The main protagonist is Robert Thompson, who has earned a well-deserved nickname as "the Talon" is an experienced fighter who has traveled over most of Gielinor, mastered every form of armed and unarmed combat, trained under the Slayer Master Duradel,and a follower of the near-forgotten god Armadyl. Keeping close ties to the Guardians of Armadyl, but never staying around the Temple of Ikov enough to be considered one.

Rules
There are 8 simple rules that must be followed: SECRET 9TH RULE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?:
 * 1) You cannot write in this serial without my permission. To ask permission, talk to me in my talk page.
 * 2) Remember the story is set around the year 170, so no guns,cannons,advanced technology, etc.
 * 3) Do not extremely modify the current condition of the game (unless part of a mass battle or massacre of some sort).
 * 4) Write in British English.
 * 5) Keep to the rules: no swearing except crap,damn, and hell. (However, in extreme cases this rule is invalid.)
 * 6) DO NOT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OR I WILL BREAK DOWN YOUR WALL.
 * 7) No 1337, lolspeakz,etc.
 * 8) This is mostly a serious serial. Occasional humour is allowed, but must not occur regularly.

There must be at least one appearance of pie or reference to pie in each chapter.