Entry Five

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Okay, I'm going to need you to believe this. This actually happened to me on my RuneScape account. All quotes were actually said and I was writing this while it happened.

So anyways, a user named...well, I'm not mean so I won't tell you his name...but anyways, he was with a girl in the Wilderness and they were talking about kfc. So I was getting the hint that they were a...an...umm...an african american couple...but anyways...they were talking about kfc and then all of a sudden they saw me.

At the top of his lungs (aka - exclamation marks), he yelled "N****! What yo doin!"

"Ill leave you to your fried chicken discussion" I replied.

Then his 'girlfriend' butted her big bootyhole in, "Ima kill ur a**!"

I actually got scared for my online life (aka - my rune armour) so I bolted. After a while of running, I thought I had finally lost them. I decided I was in a safe spot so I rested, only to find them chasing me.

And then, he said the weirdest thing possible. "Guglelmo knows your mom! He gonna tape the road! I kill you!"

And I got scared and logged off.

Whether you choose to believe it or not, it actually happened. 100% true.