The Dark is Rising

Synopis
Life is going well in Rimmington until an Imperial Star Destroyer from Star Wars comes and crashes, and Darth Vader and a horde of his Stormtroopers set out to conquer Gielinor for the Empire.

Rimmington
It was a perfect day for Tom, a citizen of Rimmington. He had spent 5 hours mining and sold the ores for 4000 gp. The thought of gold made him smile. Suddenly, as he reached his house in Rimmington, a Imperial Star Destoryer dropped in. All the citizens of Rimmington came to see what happened. Then, a hatch opened. And out came Darth Vader and some Stormtroopers. He then said: "You are now citizens of the Galactic Empire." And then he stared talking about their lives and everything. When he was notified that a mining place was here, he ordered everyone to mine. Since everyone had done their share of work already, they refused. So Darth Vader started killing citizens with his lightsaber. His Stormtroopers started firing their blasters. Everyone was killed.

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GSF Base
"Sir, the anomaly detector just went wild." a SPARTAN soldier said. " Let's get moving." David said.

Rimmington
Rimmington was the site of a huge battle between Asgarnian Marines and the Stormtroopers. The Marines were being slaughtered. And Darth Vader was using Force Choke on the Marines. Suddenly, a bunch of SPARTAN soldiers came. They started firing their weapons madly. Stormtrooper after Stormtrooper was killed. But Darth Vader activated his lightsaber. After slicing a bunch of Marines out of his way, he found the SPARTAN soliders ready with their Electro-Staffs on. After a quick duel Vader killed them all. Then David came with reinforcements.

"Who are you faggot face" a SPARTAN soldier called out. Vader quickly retaliated by using Force Choke on him, and soon the guy was dead. "Who are you and this is not your universe" David said. "You will all pay for insulting the Empire." Vader said. He then activated his lightsaber. David activated his too. "A Jedi? Impossible!" Vader said. He then strode forward and was soon in a duel with David. "Dang he's good" David thought in his mind. After what must have been an hour, David was slowly tiring out. But he kept on fighting. David then managed to cut off Vader's finger. "AHHHHH" Vader screamed in pain. "Now go back to your **** universe!!!!!" David screamed. He then pushed Vader in too the anomaly, just as it closed. The Stormtroopers had all been killed.

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Characters

 * David
 * Darth Vader
 * Tom

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