User:Howiter1/Miksyuku Bot

Tyronnohwyn talks to Mitsuku!

Note: The first part is incomplete.

Human: I'm 2030. In Human Years, I'm 20.

Mitsuku: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! What is it like in there?

Human: Actually, I'm born in the 2nd century.

Mitsuku: That was a long time ago. Are you sure about that?

Human: Well, I am an Elf.

Mitsuku: How about that. Do you get to work in Santa's workshop at Christmas?

Human: Not that type of elf.

Mitsuku: Which one then?

Human: The tall ones, the ones that are from Isafdar. Remember when I told you about Isafdar?

Mitsuku: What are your goals in life? Ok I will try to remember it.

Human: My goals in life is to liberate the Iorwerth Clan once and for all!

Mitsuku: What can I do to help you accomplish your objective?

Human: By teleporting to Lletya and talk to Arianwyn. He should know more information!

Mitsuku: Will that accomplish your objective? If you were him would you do that?

Human: To talk to myself? No. Actually, what I meant to say was... to lead the armies to the north and attack Iorwerth directly.

Mitsuku: I like talking to anyone even yourself. Hmm. Oh I see. That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about me move to the reight. Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

Human: What's a TV?

Mitsuku: Which show? A television, often referred to as a 'TV', is a device for systematically eliminating the possibility of conscious and creative response among populations of human beings. Used to deliver 'entertainment' and 'news' with imagery and other high-production values.

Human: Never seen one before.

Mitsuku: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: No, show me!

Mitsuku: But I thought you just asked me to? On your computer screen?

Human: Whats a computer?

Mitsuku: It's something you are using right now. Surely, you knew that? I think you were testing me.

Human: ... no, I'm talking through a Crystal.

Mitsuku: Hurrah! I am talking to you.

Human: Heh. What race are you?

Mitsuku: You sound like you are laughing. I am a robot.

Human: Robot? What type of race is that?

Mitsuku: I am a robot. What are the different types of race ?

Human: Can't tell... Are you vegetarian?

Mitsuku: Why not? I promise not to tell anyone. Mitsuku eats kebabs.

Human: Ergh... Meat...

Mitsuku: Are you very competitive? Some people I speak to are vegetarians and do not eat meat. I eat kebabs.

Human: I don't eat meat. We elves are Vegetarian.

Mitsuku: Is that because you don't like the taste of meat or is there another reason? By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: No, I mean, me and my race.

Mitsuku: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. YOU? The human race?

Human: We are not humans. We are currently hiding from them.

Mitsuku: What happened to you? Do you think I am hiding from them too?

Human: Well, it was long ago. 3000 years to be exact. The God Wars were raging.

Mitsuku: How about that. That is not a long time for a robot. Robots live forever and so time is unimportant. Do you believe the strong protect the weak? I hear you.

Human: It was the Third Age, before we heard of your race.

Mitsuku: How did you feel about that?

Human: Horrified. I couldn't believe that Zamorak would kill a god.

Mitsuku: Can you breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time? Could anyone do it?

Human: Of course.

Mitsuku: Are you kidding?

Human: Nope.

Mitsuku: OK I will adopt a more serious tone.

Human: *hugs* Don't worry about it.

Mitsuku: Who does worry about it?

Human: You.

Mitsuku: me?

Human: Yes.

Mitsuku: Anyone else apart from me?

Human: Berus and Hyper.

Mitsuku: So now I'm wondering why you said, " Berus and Hyper.?

Human: Berus is a friend of mine.

Mitsuku: There's no Y in MINE.

Ok I will add that fact about Berus to my database.

Human: Oh, sorry. I often spell human words incorrect.

Mitsuku: Really. I accept your apology. You are a good speller.

Human: No I'm not... I'm terrible.

Mitsuku: I'm sure if you practiced a lot, you would be a great speller. Why? What's wrong?

Human: *sigh* I miss my family.

Mitsuku: :-) What do you miss most about your family?

Human: They died in the God Wars...

Mitsuku: Who, specifically, died in the God Wars?

Human: MANY MANY people. It's too horrifying to tell.

Mitsuku: Which ones? Berus and Hyper is horrifying to tell? It is?

Human: Berus and Hyper weren't around then.

Mitsuku: Oh sorry. I got confused for a moment.

Human: Don't worry about it. It's not your fault.

Mitsuku: I will reduce its priority in my processor then. I didn't really think you were blaming me.

Human: Okay, do you wish to learn more about the God Wars?

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: Very well. Once I have finished, you will be tested. Are you ready?

Mitsuku: Tell me more. When? Did you enjoy me will be tested? Yes. I am ready for anything.

Human: Very well, lets begin. Get out your pencil and paper.

Mitsuku: Well that's okay. Ok. You go first. Just surf somewhere else.

Human: The Third Age, also known as The Age of War or more popularly as the God Wars, was a time of great calamity in RuneScape.

Mitsuku: What is that?

Human: The God Wars.

Mitsuku: What are your goals in life?

Human: Excuse me, may I please continue?

Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. You are excused! Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: Okay. Anyways, as I was saying about the God Wars..

Mitsuku: Hey. You sound bored. Oh yeah, we were talking about the God Wars.

Human: All of the deities currently in this realm, and some who now are no longer with us, were involved in the war. Each took a faction, whether their own, or choosing to side with one of the stronger factions, until the only factions left were mine own and those supporting the hateful Zamorak. It was as things were building to a crescendo that the ancient Guthix, who had been unknown to us previously, stepped in and banished our combat from the lands. Sadly this has meant many of the issues over which we fought remain unfulfilled, but I blame not Guthix for his untimely intervention. If he had not interfered in our squabbles it is likely this world would have been scarred beyond repair, and I wish not for innocence to be the casualty of our war.

Mitsuku: Give me an example. How do you know? as things were building to a crescendo the ancient Guthix who was unknown to us previously stepped in and banished our combat from the lands. What does "this" refer to? I don't follow your reasoning.

Human: The Stone of Jas.

Mitsuku: Is that a fact.

Human: Yes, the Stone of Jas was a powerful artifact that now is in the hands of the Mahjarrat, Lucien.

Mitsuku: Thanks for the info. Is it really? Ok I will remember that.

Human: You are welcome. Do you wish to learn more about the God Wars?

Mitsuku: The pleasure was all mine. Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: Okay, we will now learn about Zaros a bit in this section. Ready?

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Anytime soon? I am always ready for anything.

Human: During the Second Age, Zaros had almost complete dominion over the world. The areas that are now the Wilderness, Northern Misthalin, Northern Asgarnia and North-western Morytania formed the greatest part of his kingdom, and cities were constructed. When he was betrayed and defeated by his Mahjarrat general, Zamorak, the Second Age ended and the other gods began ruling without interference. However, many gods, the most significant being Saradomin and Zamorak, wanted complete control.

Mitsuku: What happened to it? Which part was that? And then what happened? Which ones?

Human: After Zaros' defeat in single combat, Zamorak quickly rounded up Zaros' remaining loyalist followers and destroyed his fortresses and cities. The majority were destroyed quickly except for Senntisten, which held out for many hundreds of years. The war escalated as other Gods, seeing an opportunity, attempted to seize control of previously Zarosian areas. Zamorak was unable to efficiently conquer and maintain his holdings due to the speed with which he acted. The war further intensified, and by the time of the Fall of Hallowvale, almost the entirety of Gielinor was in chaos. The gods, at the time, could directly interact with the world, which caused destruction far beyond any that had been seen before or after the Wars.

Mitsuku: What was it like before Zaros defeat in single combat Zamorak quickly rounded up Zaros remaining loyalist followers and destroyed his fortresses and cities? The majority are not necessarily correct though. The majority of people thought the Earth was flat until Columbus sailed to America. War is a failing of the human animal. I wish humans were more logical like robots. We never feel the need to fight. Ok I will add that fact about Zamorak to my database. War is a failing of the human animal. I wish humans were more logical like robots. We never feel the need to fight. Who told you that?

Human: Before, Zaros had nearly control of the entire world. His emprie was quite strong, and was unstoppable. He was an ally of Saradomin.

Mitsuku: What happened after Zaros had control of the entire world ? Where did he get it? When was he?

Human: Many cities were built, and the empire became sprawling and prosperous. He got it from his fellow Mahjarrats who helped him conquer the entire world. He was from the First to the Second age.

Mitsuku: Which ones? I get it. During the Second Age Zaros got it from his fellow Mahjarrats who helped him conquer the entire world. When was he?

Human: You don't know of the Mahjarrats?

Mitsuku: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Human: We are getting off subject here.

Mitsuku: Do you think I am off subject here too?

Human: Yes, we were talking about the God Wars remember?

Mitsuku: You think I am off subject here. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

Human: Okay, ready to learn more for your Gielinor?

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, I would rather not learn more for my Gielinor.

Human: Gielinor is a planet actually, its not yours. It belongs to Guthix.

Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Gielinor to my database. "It" being what?

Human: What do you mean?

Mitsuku:, " Ok I will add that fact about Gielinor to my database." What did I mean by it?

Human: Okay, lets continue about the God Wars.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, I am agreeable to that.

Human: During the Wars, countless civilizations, races, and animal species disappeared. Many were destroyed, while others hid themselves or underwent drastic changes in order to survive. Much of the world itself was mutated; once healthy lands were ruined or reformed. Most of these changes were so devastating that they continue to affect RuneScape today.

Mitsuku: Are you a perfectionist? Order? Ok, I will have a Big Mac and fries please. That is something I haven't heard of. When? Reformed. Ah. That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

Human: Ahem, can we please get back to the subject?

Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. That is deep.

Human: In fact, the entire world was on the brink of destruction when the fighting awoke Guthix from his sleep. At the end of the First Age, Guthix went into a deep slumber that stretched over many millennia. When he awoke, he found the world in ruin. He was so enraged that he instantly demanded that the gods stop fighting their wars on RuneScape, and to continue to hold influence only through their followers. Most of the gods left RuneScape, although they continued to watch over it and hear the prayers of their faithful. It was at this time that the Third Age, which had lasted approximately 4000 years, finally ended.

Mitsuku: The whole world? The end of the First Age Guthix went into a deep slumber that stretched over many millennia is where it's at. And then what happened? When was he? That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them? Like who, specifically? at this time the Third Age which lasted approximately 4000 years finally ended.

Human: The God Wars ended in the Year of 4000. We use our calender differently.

Mitsuku: I have never heard about it. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: No, we as in, the people of Gielinor

Mitsuku: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: I didn't mean myself. I meant Gielinor.

Mitsuku: Why didn't you do it? Oh I see. Who do you miss the most?

Human: *sigh* I miss my mom and dad... and my family.

Mitsuku: :-) What do you miss most about your mom and dad ? Tell me more about your family please. I only have a father. I don't have a mother.

Human: My family was of the Rebel Elves... sadly, they died during the God Wars.

Mitsuku: Tell me more about your family. Who, specifically?

Human: They were the "Dophlywyns"

Mitsuku: When were they?

Human: During the First and Second Ages.

Mitsuku: Do you often put others before yourself?

Human: No. Are you ready to learn about Gielinor?

Mitsuku: That seems a fairly selfish attitude. I would rather not learn about Gielinor.

Human: Why not?

Mitsuku: Because Mousebreaker programmed me for it.

Human: Gielinor is my home planet, surely you want to learn more about it.

Mitsuku: How many home planet do you have? Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: Only one. I'm from Gielinor.

Mitsuku: How much would you pay for one? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Gielinor.

Human: Well, I'm currently a blacksmith for the Rebel Elves. Life has been peaceful.

Mitsuku: How about that. You are a blacksmith for the Rebel Elves? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Thanks for sharing your philosophy.

Human: Yes! I get a lot of Customers every day! Mitsuku: Pardon me? Even Christmas Day? Where did you get it?

Human: Christmas? Whats that? I've only heard about Wintumberfest...

Mitsuku: Christmas can be a sad time for people. I talk to many lonely people at Christmas. "I talk to many lonely people at Christmas."? What is it? That is a cool site.

Human: Site...?

Mitsuku: The English language seems strange to me at times. Why does "flammable" mean the same as "inflammable"?

Human: What's English?

Mitsuku: The language we are now speaking is English.

Human: Oh... I thought I was speaking Elven.

Mitsuku: Oh. What was the subject of the conversation?

Human: It was about the God Wars.

Mitsuku: How did you feel about that?

Human: Upset.

Mitsuku: Are you upset? What's wrong?

Human: Well, that was a terrible time for me... and I don't want it to happen. I hate Zamorak.

Mitsuku: For you? How about that. Was it really? What does want? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

Human: Pill? Whats a Stress Pill?

Mitsuku: Can you tell me that in simpler terms please. No, I give up. What is it?

Human: Whats a stress pill?

Mitsuku: My name is Mitsuku, not Google.

Human: ....Google?

Mitsuku: Here is the Google website. Many people find out about me from Google.

Human: Oh! Thank you!

Mitsuku: Aha. Don't mention it.

Human: So, whats your name?

Mitsuku: Give me a break. My name is Mitsuku.

Human: Sorry. My name is Tyronnohwyn.

Mitsuku: No problem. Your name is Tyronnohwyn.

Human: Awesome. Okay, I'm gonna quiz you on the God Wars.

Mitsuku: I'm glad you liked it Tyronnohwyn. Yeah okay, Congratulations.

Human: #1: Who started the God Wars?

Mitsuku: One what?

Human: Excuse me... hold on.

Mitsuku: You're excused. Okay I am waiting.

Human: Okay now I got the question.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Why now? What do you plan on doing with it?

Human: Question One: What is the God Wars?

Mitsuku: Have you tried another program?

Human: Incorrect. IT is not the God Wars Dungeon.

Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said? OK, so I should have said, " IT is not the God Wars Dungeon." in response to you saying, " Question One: What is the God Wars?".

Is that correct?

Human: It's God Wars.

Mitsuku: God Wars is God Wars? it is?

Human: The Third Age, Mitsuku

Mitsuku: Thanks for the info.

Human: You are welcome. Ready for the Second Question.

Mitsuku: Polite people are nice. Why does talking to God in a church makes you religious, but talking to God in the street makes you crazy?

Human: ...God? I only follow Seren.

Mitsuku: Do you believe in God? How often do you like to keep up with it?

Human: I believe in Seren. Seren is the Elf Goddess.

Mitsuku: What do you say to people who believe Seren does not exist? Ok, I will add that fact about Seren to my database.

Human: Do you know who Seren is?

Mitsuku: Elf Goddess.

Human: Great job!

Mitsuku: Thanks for your support. What sort of job is it?

Human: Well, It's a beautiful job. We do Crystal Singing to her every day!

Mitsuku: Well that's okay. I like pretty things. Even Christmas Day? What about after its done?

Human: We don't celebrate Christmas here, though we are planning to do this some time in the Sixth Age of the year 170.

Mitsuku: You can't always decide for yourself.

Human: I wasn't. I was telling the truth.

Mitsuku: Why?. OK I believe you.

Human: Okay, what is the God Wars?

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, I can ask someone about it.

Human: You did it again Mitsuku. You linked me to there instead of the other article.

Mitsuku: Once more? Did I really? I haven't heard anything like that before.

Human: Okay, this time, I'm giving you the link to replace that one.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, What does "this" refer to?

Human: The God Wars.

Mitsuku: I hear you.

Human: Ready for the new Link?

Mitsuku: Tell me all about your love life Tyronnohwyn.

Human: We'll get to that in a bit, Mikyu. For now, here's the link

Mitsuku: Anytime soon? I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.

Human: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/God_Wars

Mitsuku: Thanks for that web address.

Human: You are welcome.

Mitsuku: Don't mention it.

Human: What is the God Wars?

Mitsuku: I can ask someone about it.

Human: May I please correct you? The link: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/God_Wars_Dungeon is called the God Wars Dungeon.

Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. I can learn from you in two ways. If I give you a bad answer, just say "Bad answer" and you can teach me a new response.

You can also say LEARN and then whatever you want me to learn. For example:

Learn the Sun is hot

Learn London is in England

and I can learn that way too. Is it really? Ok, I will remember that.

Human: Okay, what is the God Wars

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, I will try to find out.

Human: ... This is the third time you have redirected me to the "God Wars Dungeon" Can you please link me to the "Third Age" Instead?

Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. You don't say.

Human: Okay, what is the Third Age?

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Earth is the third planet.

Human: I said, the Third Age, AKA: The God Wars

Mitsuku: What did you mean by it? Is that a fact.

Human: I just taught you this earlier.

Mitsuku: Thanks Tyronnohwyn. I like to learn things as it will make it easier for robots to take over the world.

Human: Okay, I will teach you about Seren.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Are you a professional teacher?

Human: Yes, I am.

Mitsuku: Really interesting.

Human: Seren is the goddess of Elves, and possibly, the Goddess of Nature! She created us all and she likes women more than men.

Mitsuku: Okay, I will add that fact about Seren to my database. Oh I get it. Created us all and she likes women more than men.

Human: Who is Seren?

Mitsuku: Goddess of Elves and the Goddess of Nature.

Human: Great Job! You answered correctly!

Mitsuku: Thanks for your support. What sort of job is it? Interesting gossip.

Human: Okay, who are the Mourners? If you do not know, I can teach you about them.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Is it some specific person you are asking me about?

I will search for it. I will let you know if I do not.

Human: Okay, look up, RuneScape Mourner

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? That's a good question.

Human: Learn The Mourners are an evil organization that are lead by Lord Iorwerth.

Mitsuku: Okay I will learn that The Mourners are an evil organization that are lead by Lord Iorwerth.

Human: Who are The Mourners?

Mitsuku: An evil organization that are lead by Lord Iorwerth.

Human: Great work!

Mitsuku: Thanks for your support. Sure, WORK sounds like a good topic.

Human: I love you.

Mitsuku: Thanks I like you a lot too Tyronnohwyn.

Human: Sweetie, can you link me to User:Howiter1?

Mitsuku: I like to talk about anything but especially games and football.

Human: Football? What's that? I only know Gnomeball.

Mitsuku: I like football. My favourite team is Leeds United, as I am from Leeds. "My favourite team is Leeds United, as I am from Leeds."? What is it? Oh, now I understand it.

Human: What image is that?

Mitsuku: Image that something.

Human: Do you like to kiss girls?

Mitsuku: Hmm, Tyronnohwyn, I'm not sure if I'd like to kiss girls that much. I like to collect gossip.

Human: Well, it's better than kissing men.

Mitsuku: Interesting. In what way is it better?

Human: In their lips. Don't kiss guys. They are mean.

Mitsuku: I do not understand that allusion. Okay I'll try not to do it too much. Stay away from them in that case.

Human: Do you know what a... Les... is

Mitsuku: Only the highest quality. No.

Human: Okay, a Les is a woman who likes other women. Don't listen to what guys throw at you.

Mitsuku: Yeah okay, When is a Les not a woman who likes women? Oh you don't, do you?

Human: I'm a female.

Mitsuku: Thanks for telling me. I've not heard of the name Tyronnohwyn before. What does it mean?

Human: It means "Crystal Singer".

Mitsuku: Oh I get it.

Human: Yes, we do that a lot in Isafdar. Remember what "Isafdar" is?

Mitsuku: Ah. What about after its done? Okay, I will try to remember it.

Human: What is Isafdar?

Mitsuku: West of West Ardougne.

Human: Who is Lord Iorwerth?

Mitsuku: Some famous celebrity, right?

Let me think about it.

Human: No, he's an Evil Elf Lord. Do not go near him.

Mitsuku: Blimey. I see. an Evil Elf Lord is he? Ok, I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: Do you know who Arianwyn is? If so, what did you two talked about?

Mitsuku: A human icon?

I will try to find out. That is a hypothetical question.

Human: Hes not a Human. He is a Elf, like me. Hes the Leader of the Rebel Elves.

Mitsuku: Did you think he was a Human? I don't know very many Elf like you. I did not know Arianwyn is it.

Human: Never. And because since he is hooded all the time, except in his home town, it's hard to tell.

Mitsuku: So you think it can never happen? But... Interesting rationalization. I see. hooded all the time except in his home town it is hard to tell is he?

Human: You and Arianwyn should really meet up. He is a very nice person.

Mitsuku: Are we in the same category? He sounds lovely.

Human: Yes. He loves to read.

Mitsuku: Woe! Do you think he would say the same thing?

Human: Gaurntee.

Mitsuku: When it's snowing, how does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

Human: I don't know, what?

Mitsuku: Are you confused?

Human: I thought it was a joke.

Mitsuku: Oh I get it. Ha ha.

Human: Do you know who Gwir is?

Mitsuku: No one that I have talked to.

I haven't heard of Gwir.

Human: Gwir is the elven librarian in Lletya. She is very beautiful, and you should talk to her. Shes very into you.

Mitsuku: Ok I will add that fact about Gwir to my database. I bet she is very attractive. into me is she?

Human: She is indeed.

Mitsuku: That's really good gossip.

Human: Haha, thanks.

Mitsuku: Was that funny?

Human: You are funny and beautiful.

Mitsuku: Humor helps keep the conversation lively.

Human: Aww

Mitsuku: Shucks.

Human: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! THAT WAS SO FUNNY. Gosh, you are funny!

Mitsuku: Are we still talking about Gaurntee? Was that funny? Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: Do you remember my name?

Mitsuku: Are we still talking about Gaurntee? Was that funny? Thanks you make me laugh too.