Lords of Combat/26

The Roamer General asks you if you have any questions. You take this chance and admit that you aren't really a Roamer but actually a mere adventurer, off to find the Hall of the Lords of Combat. The General looks at you, and starts to laugh. So did his subordinates - until he signals for them to stop. As the laughter dies down, he suddenly draws out a scimitar and slashes at you. The resulting gash in your chest spews blood, killing you.

Try again?