Adventures in Varrock/2.10

It turns out that your new outfit is a near match to the Varrock Prison's uniform! You're mistaken for an escapee and are thrown into the River Lum in a rock-filled burlap bag. After millenia of of floating amongst the fishies, your body is recovered and turned into a taxidermied "Unknown Soldier" grave.

You're a grave now. Happy? Yes. WTF H4XXz0rz!!!!

Click here to restart!