I'm Trapped In The...OMG A DEMON!

Part 1

 * Draco: Be vanquished fool!
 * Greater Demon: Gaah! You swine! I have three children!
 * Draco: Well I need only one more combat level for 100! You're my target!
 * Greater Demon: (Cough, cough) NOOOOOOO!
 * Draco: Finally! 100 Combat!
 * Revenant Demon: I'm back!
 * Draco: Wait! Wait! You can't kill me! I'm the main character of this story!
 * Revenant Demon: Oh yeah...

Part 2

 * Draco: That was so close. I think I'll head west to the Lava Maze.
 * Slashes the web until he reaches the Muddy Chest
 * Lesser Demon: Hey you! You woke me up!
 * Draco: (Whispers)101 Combat never hurt.
 * Lesser Demon: Uhhh...Dude, speak up.
 * Draco: I said, '101 Combat never hurt.'
 * Lesser Demon: Sorry, I'm fighting an ear infection right now. Could you speak up?
 * Draco: I SAID, '101 COMBAT NEVER HUUUURT!'
 * Lesser Demon: Oh, go right ahead and kill me.

Part 3

 * Draco: Uhhh...I'm so tired, I could do with killing some Hellhounds in the Volcano.

Part 4

 * Draco: Dude, Runeon12, Part 3 was only one line. Go back to it
 * Runeon12: Fine... >:(

Part 3

 * Draco: Much better
 * Begins to bite Hellhound
 * Draco: CUT! CUT! It's fight, NOT BITE!
 * Runeon12: Fine... >:(
 * Begins to fight Hellhound
 * Draco: Die beast!
 * Hellhound: Wait, wait! Hold up. This is the time of day where I take my medicine. I have the dog flu.
 * The Hellhound takes his medication and turns into an Imp
 * Draco: OMG AN IMP! THE STRONGEST DEMON AT LEVEL 2! GET ME OUT OF HERE!