Bruhmak

​Bruhmak, The Gallant
Bruhmak,The Gallant also referred to as '''​THE CHOSEN SPEAKER OF ZAMORAK, SLAYER OF GOBLINS, HATER OF BANDOS, SLEEPER WITH NEX AND THE DEVOTEE OF LADY DEATH is a roaming champion of the classic age most notably found on world 34 but also he can be spotted occasionally on various free to play worlds. his chosen attire is a mixture of rune plate mainly consisting of zamorak red and containing a pinch of ancient in his platebody. His demeanor is usually optimistic and can be found giving players gear and wealth often if able. '''

​origin of the speaker:
'''​his tale starts long ago at lumbridge, the castle was under attack by goblins! the goblins numbered in many but a hero of spikey hair jumped down from atop the wall, having fired the cannon shots reinforcements had been signaled but he knew it was not enough so he jumped. landing fine and with agility in his steps he ran towards the goblin wall encroaching upon the keep. foam dripped from the ravenous goblin chiefs maw as he witnessed this man charging head on into his legion he smiled at the foolish man. slicing wildly with all he could muster the warrior pushed ever fourth until he had made it to the now displeased goblin chief. the two fought for a brief moment but in the end the warrior fell blood gushing out from his wounds. As the warrior accepted his fate and closed his eyes to feel the sexual embrace of lady death he heard words that ignited a fire inside him. '''

'''​a few years later the warrior walked through Varrock with his head held high ready to aid any who might need him, to him the trouble didn't matter he knew he would make it through anything and as he thought he did.......up until the herald of Armadyl kidnapped him. Armadyl himself stood infront of the warrior but as he spoke only the sounds of a screeching bird filled his ears and before Armadyls very eyes he vanished.'''

'''​the warrior woke up sitting at the table of a sizzler he looked confused, infront of him sat Zamorak who drank of "the orange soda". he smiled and the two sat discussing what had happened and it was then that zamorak had told him the secret history of zamorak and the deeds that had been forgotten or dismissed by man. After being teleported to edgeville Bruhmak ​had a purpose and that was to tell the world of Zamoraks greatness for they did not have any clue!'''

​Slayer to Hater:
'''​In the name of zamorak Bruhmak slayed countless goblins until he reached level fifty in all melee combat stats and this angered bandos heavily, knowing of this anger Bruhmak hated Bandos back. Bandos then waged a campaign against Bruhmak declaring him the false prophet of a loner god. Bruhmak took that insult to heart as he knew a few ages after his departure of this world he would be forgotten by history. "By the bosom of Seren I will one day slay the mighty thighs of this vile lord, his side boobs will slander my god no more." Bruhmak shouted to the sky shaking his fist angrily.'''

SLEEPER WITH NEX!
​"It is a long story i'm kinda hung over and it's pretty self explanitory, what happens in the underworld stays in the underworld. trust me it's complicated and the things i've seen can never be unseen."

OF MICE, MUFFINS AND MEN.
'''In January of 2018 Bruhmak was sent to deliver a message to a man of world 3's Lumbridge on his way from varrock he spotted a man of old age carrying a staff in the pit of cows. Bruhmak enjoyed giving wealth to people who he felt needed assistance and as usual walked over. to his dismay the man was frozen in time and had become stuck inside a cow. Bruhmak knew what he had to do, taking 2000 gold from his pocket he offered it to many people in hopes that they might give him directions as the only way to free the man was to head to carim and slay the thighs of Bandos for it was they who had spread this paralyses plague. Much to the dismay of Bruhmak nobody knew where carim was and the man who was frozen in time became forever stuck inside a cow.'''

'''Bruhmak pressed forward as the immobility plague spread throughout the world until he finally reached Lumbridge, he found the man grey of armor and red tint of shield standing out front of the castle. Bruhmak looked the man in the eyes and told him that Zamorak had a message for him. the man questioned what it was Bruhmak with a dead serious expression yelled "run". the man of red tint questioned this. Bruhmak decided more details were necessary. "Zamorak has seen what you did last summer, run quick for once he is done eating at sizzler he plans on sending thousands of tiny rats here!". the man laughed and encouraged the invasion, this was the last time Bruhmak ever saw him again.'''

'''Bruhmak's next task was to deliver news to the world, which he did. This news however was more tragic than the frozen man, THE MUFFIN MAN HAD BEEN BANISHED ! news spread by mouth of his departure for he had been caught baking cakes, French toast, cupcakes and the most dangerous baked good of all BREAD! He had to be stopped. Zamorak using his magical powers and hatred of bread sent the muffin man to the farthest reaches of the void however this will not be the last we see of him. The muffin man cursing Zamorak vowed to return one day with a legion of baked goods so deadly that all of runescape would tremble.'''

Tale of three ninja
'''In early February of 2018 the man known as Bruhmak was traveling in world 41 to spread the news of the GREAT ORANGE's attack on Burthorp, it's attack was swift leaving little in it's wake. Having told the people in Lumbridge of this news he was called by Zamorak to head to world 3 on urgent business. upon arriving he noticed nothing new so he headed towards varrock. he warned people of the cow pit and the immobility plague on the way. he arrived in varrock taking in nothing of note before escorting a man to lumbridge, on the way another man had joined them and upon dropping them off he headed back to varrock. once there a dark presence filled the space around him. as he was talking to a group of four three rouge atatsuki came from out of nowhere. the three men clad in black robes looked him in the eyes quoting the famous master kenshiro telling him "he was already dead!". the ninjas gathered their chakra, throwing all the rasengans and sharingans they could at him but non held any effect. Bruhmak determined to rid the world of this threat chased them out of town and did not pursue them after. satisfied with his faux victory he proceeded to warn varrock of these ninja and even though they were never seen again a clan of black robed sith lords now stocks the land, could they be the remnants of the rouge ninja. only zamorak may know but he is still at sizzler.'''

Before the storm
'''February signaled the time to prepare for the annual and mythical double experience weekend, this weekend was a celebration like no other it granted mere mortals a boon of the gods that grants additional strength and stamina regeneration. Bruhmak's favorite celebration was this and as such he was anticipating the best. Bruhmak ran through the free to play worlds giving away gold and gear in glee. On his journey he checked in on Burthorpe of world 34 as it had not been destroyed by the Giant orange that attacked world 41, while there he came across a man in steel trying to cut down a tree. Out of the blue three white wolves came down from the mountain snarling, their fanged bared and ready to lunge. Bruhmak stood his hand clenching his rune two handed greatsword, his eyes squinting as he focused through his helm at the trio of wolves. The air felt still and the world seemed to slow as the first wolf lunged only to be cut down instantly as Bruhmak took his first step. Bruhmak's second step came as the second wolf tried to dash around him for the weaker target, this however would prove to be a fatal mistake. With a mighty kick Bruhmak sent the wolf into the mountain side from which it had came. The third and biggest of the wolves glared at him and Bruhmak glared back in return, the two stood locked on one another. Both charged Bruhmak dropping his sword caught the wolf by it's jaws and the two grappled each other furiously. Bruhmak with a vicious turn of his torso threw the wolf to the ground, the wolf rolled until a nearby tree stopped his momentum. Bruhmak picked up and sheathed his greatsword as he watched the final wolf get up and limp away. the steel knight asked why would he let such a beast go, Bruhmak merely retorted that enough bloodshed had happened that day. '''

Just another day
'''Bruhmak stood outside varrock of world 34 surrounded by dark wizards, his mighty two hander drawn and ready. The wizards laughed each one preparing the first volley of spells, Bruhmak charged forward with a great yell "I wouldn't laugh at my own funeral!" the closest wizard scoffed shooting forward an earth dart, Bruhmak held his sword and swung his blade to intercept the spell. the rest of the wizards fired their magic at Bruhmak who dodged three of the six incoming spells. lifted off his feet by the force of the magic he was sent back. Bruhmak stood up his breathing heavy "I think one of those was my ribs." he chuckled before coughing. the wizards moved closer and closer until they stood less than ten feet away each having a new spell already in hand and ready to fire. In the blink of an eye the wizards were engulfed by a massive explosion, the cries of the dark wizards filled the air as a relatively small woman walked towards Bruhmak. "don't worry the great arch mage megumin is here!" she said. Bruhmak stood up straight sheathing his sword once more "I had them where I wanted them.", "sure you did." she said back jabbing him in the side. The two went out for beers after the events and even met john snow by the end of the night they realized he knew nothing an told him as such.'''

Bronze body
'''Bruhmak excited for the great festival of double experience spent some of his time sharing the news of the days arrival, he enjoyed talking to others and sharing in his plans for the holiday to be. As he made his way through varrock of world 3 sharing the news he was approached by a man clad in bronze. "hey man wanna buy this gaum?" the man asked. Bruhmak turned him down politely and continued walking. As Bruhmak made his way past the bank by the grand exchange the man clad in bronze jumped out from a nearby alley his sword and shield drawn. "alright you got two options give me nudes and die or die and give me nudes." Bruhmak gripped the handle of his sword "how dare you ask me for nudes, you aren't worthy of my very sexual body." the Bronze assassin looked confused for a minute and took a step forward "Ha rune plate god trim thinks he's all that and some chips, well I got news for ya you ain't so tough." he said before charging at Bruhmak like a madman. Bruhmak swung his massive blade smacking the mans Bronze shield aside. "like it would be that easy!" the man said dodging the full brunt of the swing before lunging in for a stab. Bruhmak chuckled a bit side stepping the man watching as he fumbled to the ground. "wanna hear a joke." Bruhmak said his sword held high in one hand as he looked down at the assassin. the assassins eyes shot wide open as Bruhmak sent his blade crashing down into the man killing him instantly. "you." Bruhmak said as his blade hit the man. '''

A festive evening
'''Bruhmak, John Snow and Megumin sat at the bar in the barbarian village drinking wizard mind bombs pre-gaming for the day to follow. Megumin looked at the edge of the counter noticing several donuts. "hey Bruhmak, you want a donut?" she asked leaning back clearly tipsy. "sure i'll take one." Bruhmak said holding his hand out. Megumin picked up the nearest donut and tossed it to Bruhmak, the donut passed by Bruhmak and landed on the floor. Bruhmak looked at the donut and back up at Megumin, this process repeated several times before he turned back to his drink. Megumin looked at John snow who sat inbetween them "hey you want a donut?" she asked him. John snow looked at her "Nah i'm good I only like the jelly filled, their my favorite." she looked at him slightly upset "you know nothing john snow." she said polishing off her tenth wizard mind bomb before slamming the mug on the counter. Megumin leaned way back nearly falling off her stool before leaning forward rapidly, she held her arm out and poked John in the chest with her left pointer finger. "you know NOTHING!" John snow pushed her hand aside "your just drunk." he said. "Audible gasp!" Bruhmak exclaimed. Megumin gasped "I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS FROM YOU!" she screamed before attempting to rush off from her stool which led to her falling directly onto her face. "Good job fuck face." John said before taking a swig of his drink. "only I can call myself that." Megumin said muffled by the floor of the bar her right leg still caught in the stool. Bruhmak sat looking down not at Megumin but at the fallen donut, unknown to John and Megumin one single tear was shed beneath his Zamorakian trimmed helmet.'''

'''Bruhmak left the barbarian village planning to meet with the other two at Karamja the following day. Bruhmak walked to varrock as he was way to hammered to teleport, stumbling through the front gate he noticed a group of four with a baby troll he looked down at the troll and wandered over to the group. "IS ANYONE GONNA FEED THIS TROLL!" he yelled at the people who now looked confused "Baby troll right there ya gonna feed it?" Bruhmak said. a mage walked over placing his hand on Bruhmak's ancient trimmed shoulder "dude calm down." Bruhmak looked at the mage placing his hand on the mages shoulder "I am calm, how could I not be with such a soothing voice telling me what to do." Bruhmak's voice as sultry as possible. the two stood like this for a very awkward minute before the mage attempted to move away. Bruhmak pulled the mage in closer until the two were completely touching "feed your troll or i'll do it for you." Bruhmak whispered in his ear before stroking the side of the wizards face. the wizard tried to pull away but Bruhmak wouldn't let him. "don't make me cradle you like a baby." Bruhmak whispered before letting the mage leave his grasp. the wizard having tried to pull away with all his might was flung once let go landing right infront of the baby troll who drooled a large puddle on the ground. '''

'''Once in Varrock Bruhmak made his way towards the grand exchange on the way a woman holding a golden hammer demanded he join her clan or else, Bruhmak looked at her "do as you must but I cannot, Zamorak will not allow me to join a clan." She took a step towards him "If you do not I shall hit you with my hammer." she said now holding the hammer with both hands. Bruhmak started walking parallel to her footsteps until the two were circling each other in the middle of the street. Several people gathered around them cheering on the fight. "Well I gave you the option." she said before taking a step forward swinging her hammer down at Bruhmak as she moved in." Bruhmak sidestepped her attack placing his right foot on the golden hammers head. "your to slow, if I engage you it will only lead to your demise." He said with a cold intensity in his now undrunk sounding voice. Bruhmak kicked her hammer aside causing her body to travel with it, she stumbled to the side and began to charge forward once again. She swung her hammer but it was intercepted by Bruhmaks two handed rune great sword, his blade clashed against her hammer the force of which swept her attack aside. "You are a hundred years to young to challenge me!" Bruhmak said as he moved in sending the pommel of his sword into the woman's gut. she dropped to her knee's looking up at him in great pain before passing out. "You will thank me one day for the second chance." he said sheathing his sword as he walked away.'''

'''On the way to the grand exchange Bruhmak fought a ninja, complimented two peoples armor and gave one noob five thousand gold. while he was there he found a man dressed in full gold trimmed Adamant Bruhmak was frozen his eyes had an eyegasm so powerful it took him by surprise. the man noticing Bruhmaks gaze wondered what was on his mind. "hey guy, what's up?" Bruhmak snapped back to reality "i'm sorry, your armor it is beautiful infact it is eyegasmic!" Bruhmak responded. A man by the grand exchange walked over "Thank you, that is now my word of the day." Bruhmak looked at this new man, "Do not thank me, thank Zamorak for his love is like the lit candle!." He said before walking away abruptly. He walked all the way to the worlds cow pit, luckily this one hadn't been affected by the other worlds immobility plague. At the pit he met another woman who also asked him to join her clan, Bruhmak politely refuse and the woman asked why his chest plate was ancient and not Zamorakian. Bruhmak looked at her and then up towards the sky, "I am the chosen speaker of Zamorak, my chest piece is different so one can identify me from the typical zamorakian soldier." The woman placed her hand on her chin "I see, like a badge of office." she said nodding her head. "indeed, I am one of seven. we are the chosen of Zamorak I am his speaker alongside me stands The Crusher of Bandos, The Defiler of Armadyl, The Zealot of Zaros, The Hunter of Tuska, The Guthan shield of Zamorak and The slayer of Saradomin." He said to her. This knowledge was to powerful for her and before Bruhmak's very eyes she simply disappeared into thin air never to be seen again.'''

The first day Blood moon
'''Bruhmak stood at the pier of Karamja, at his side stood John snow and Megumin. The brave three looked ahead Both Megumin and Bruhmak still hungover from the prior night. "Why did we want to meet so early?" Megumin asked placing her right palm against the whole of her face. "Well the plan was to get here early so all the creature spawns wouldn't be taken." John snow said looking at the two. The wind began to pick up rapidly turning from a slight breeze to a heavy gust. "that's weird." Bruhmak said looking up into the sky. "OH MY GOD!" Joseph joestar yelled from the deck on a nearby ship his and everyone else's attention being brought to the blood red moon appearing in the sky above Karamja. "That isn't normal is it?" John snow said looking over to Bruhmak. Bruhmak took two steps forward his mouth hung open beneath his helm in awe at the sight. "It can't be, why would the moon be out this early." Bruhmak said slowly walking forward almost as if in a trance. "WATCH OUT!" Joseph yelled out pointing to a horde of pissed off skeletons and scorpions charging down from the hill. Bruhmak snapped to attention, Megumin readied her staff and John snow drew his sword. "No better time to die I suppose." John said before running into the horde sending his sword through the spines of two skeletons with one swing. "what could have done this?" Megumin yelled to Bruhmak dodging a nearby scorpions dart. "If I had to guess i'd say it must be the work of a herald of Armadyl." Bruhmak said as he crushed a scorpion beneath his sword. '''

''' The trio fought for what seemed like hours as the Blood moon stared down on them from the heavens. Bruhmak's head turned to the caverns of Elvarg as the screams of several noobs spilled from the hole atop the hill. "You hear that to?" John said evading the outward shock of one of Megumins massive explosions. "Yeah it must have been overnighters who thought they could get a good spot, the crazed monsters must have taken them by surprise." Bruhmak said chopping through three skeletons in quick succession. "GO we've got this!" Megumin said before exploding a line of creatures leading to the top of the hill. Bruhmak nodded and sprinted through the opening barely making it to the top of the hill before the swarms of monsters filled the gap behind him. Bruhmak took a deep breath ducking under the incoming attack of a skeletons blade before jumping down the hole. '''

'''Bruhmak landed with a heavy thud, he stood up shaking his head. "That was definitely a smart decision." He said before snapping back to as a bat sped past his face fangs drawn. "Reeeeeeeeeeeee!" the bat screeched calling nearby monsters towards it as it spun back around towards Bruhmak dashing through the air like a knife. Bruhmak using his greatsword sliced through the air cutting the bats left wing off in one clean motion. "SOMEONE HELP US!" a voice yelled from the demons pit. Bruhmak ran as fast as he could cutting down any skeleton, bat or deadly red spider in his way. Bruhmak placed his hand on the magic wall separating the demons and Elvarg from the spiders. "Don't worry i'm here to save you!" Bruhmak yelled looking around frantically. In the corner of the pit sat two men in Bronze cowering behind a man clad in steel. " Don't worry guys I got this." the man in steel said panting heavily. Bruhmak ran towards the men watching as the man in steel was easily swept aside by a greater demon, the steel armor crumpled like paper as the demons claws met the mans platebody. "No! Takaki NO!" one man yelled watching the man clad in steel being flung against a wall now lifeless. The demon turned towards the two men in Bronze lifting it's right claw into the air ready to smite the two noobs. the men screamed like girls closing their eyes as the demon sent it's mighty claws down towards them. a clash of metal and bone was heard, the two men opened their eyes gazing upon Bruhmaks face as the demon grazed his rune helm causing it to fly to the floor. Bruhmak using his great sword parried the demons powerful arm before unleashing a devastating cut to the torso of the demon. the Greater demon dropped to the floor vanquished, Bruhmak turned around picking his helmet up off the ground. "Well, get up." Bruhmak said placing his helmet upon his head once more. the two men stood mouths agape. "Seriously, get up we're running out of time." Bruhmak said looking down at the confused.'''

'''The two men stood and one stepped forward "Thank you, i'm Takashi and this is greg." the man said pointing back at greg. "Alright takashi, stay close to me." Bruhmak said walking a steady pace towards the wall. Takashi screamed like a girl once more as the trio was soon surrounded by demons and giant skeletons. "Well it wouldn't be the holidays without an all out fight." Bruhmak said holding his massive sword at the ready. "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!" Takashi yelled. Greg shrugged "meh." Bruhmak looked at the two "draw your weapons and be ready I might not be able to keep them all off of you." he said watching the monsters carefully. A giant skeleton charged forward sending a giant mace down towards Takashi, Bruhmak smacked the mace aside with his rune greatsword before cleaving the left leg of the skeleton out from under it. the skeleton fell to the ground still moving towards the three, the skeleton reached for greg but was blocked by Takashi's shield. Bruhmak cut the neck of the skeleton sending it's massive skull flying towards a wall before turning to intercept a demons fireball. "don't worry, I won't let these demons be the death of you two!" Bruhmak said slashing his rune greatsword into the next three incoming fireballs. Bruhmak dashed forward stabbing his sword through the abdomen of the closest demon pulling his sword free as one from the left slashed at him. Bruhmak ducked the claws of the demon before cleaving his sword through the demons elbow severing it's forearm in one clean motion. The demon reeled back in pain but it didn't matter as Bruhmak then cleaved the demons head from it's neck. Blood burst out of the demons throat as the hulking body crashed to the floor with a loud thud. Two demons rushed Bruhmak one sweeping low and one slashing high. Bruhmak jumped evading the lower attack placing his great sword in front of his torso blocking the second attack. '''

'''Bruhmak was flung to the wall of the cave, his back hitting hard and the demons slowly closed in on him. "Get up, the demons are closing in on us!" Takashi yelled to Bruhmak who sat against the wall his head pounding inside his helmet. Greg shrugged once more now leaning against the wall looking at the demons as calmly as possible. The demons prepared the next wave of fireballs as Takashi freaked out. Bruhmak stood up slowly placing his hand on his helmet. "This was not the day to be hung over." He said clenching his great sword with one hand. A man appeared behind the two demons "HAHA! You have no chance as you are now." the man said cackling with gusto. "UGH, SHUT UP!" Bruhmak said slicing the two demons in half with one hand. The man took a step back "How can you cut down such beasts in such a state!" he said taken aback. Bruhmak seemingly disappeared, the man frantically looked around before being retched forward by the force of Bruhmaks fist being sent into his gut. The man was flung to the opposing wall his body now embedded into the cavern wall. "How could this be." he sputtered out clearly in pain. "Those who follow the Great Bird of Deceit shall only find ruin, those who follow the bird and challenge me will be shown no mercy." Bruhmak said before smashing his sword into the embedded Herald crushing both bone and stone with the force of his attack. The wizard fell to the floor dead and the creatures of the island chilled out. Bruhmak looked down the corpse "May Zamorak grant you a swift death in the next life scum." '''

Bruhmak escorted the two surviving noobs to safety before leaving Karamja with Megumin, John snow missed the boat and had to stay behind and everything was fine once more......that is until the second day of the mythical double experience weekend.

Breadly business
'''Bruhmak stood outside a house by the edge of varrock closest to the wild knocking on a locked door. "Come on Cory, get out of your house we need all the men we can get." Bruhmak said banging his fist hard against the door. After a full minute without a response Bruhmak turned around and looked at a moderate sized group of roughly thirty people. "So is he coming with us?" one man in full mithril asked. Bruhmak looked at the man puzzled "Umm, I don't know what you missed but I think Cory will stay in his house." Bruhmak said walking through the crowd towards the gate. The group followed behind him a cavalcade of bronze, iron, steel, and mithril armors gleamed in the sun as they followed behind Bruhmak all the way to the edge of the wild. The Raptor stood at the edge of the wild beside Megumin, John snow and Aslan. "I see you could only gather a meager force, i'd be better off going by myself." The Raptor said mockingly. "it's better than nothing, besides i'd say the lion is backup enough." John snow said pointing to Aslan. "This is not my world but I would be amiss if I did nothing as this great evil stalks the land." Aslan said gazing at the wild. A war horn sounded in the distance as a legion of baked goods and moss giants spilled over the distance towards the wilderness wall. "Go my minions take their heads and gather their breads!" the muffin man yelled from behind the horde. Bruhmak mounted Aslan and rode him towards the horde soon followed by the modest group of heroes. '''

'''The men fought against the tide of Baked goods with all their might, fragments of crust and crumbs flew in all directions but to no avail as the Muffin mans forces numbered in the thousands. "Don't worry I know just what to do!" Megumin shouted before letting a number of fireballs rain down from the sky hitting the waves of freshly baked enemies. Bruhmak ducked an incoming giants club before looking in horror as the waves Megumin had hit with flame were now fully armored toast. "Now you've done it fuck face." John said as he kicked a muffin away. "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME FOR THAT!" Megumin screamed forgetting about the battle all around them. The men in Bronze huddled together taking a defensive position while the men in iron and steel fought individually. The Raptor and Bruhmak fought through hordes of enemies before meeting each other in the middle of the battlefield. "How you holding up Gnat?" The Raptor said Blocking an incoming giants club with his shield his feet planted solid even against the force of the strike. "I brought a talking lion, I think i'll be fine." Bruhmak said grabbing a charging piece of toast off the ground crushing it in his hand with no effort. The Raptor laughed "That beast wouldn't even make me sweat." he said Smacking the giants knee's with his mace causing the giant to buckle and fall. "Do you see a stone table?" Bruhmak said slashing through seven loafs of bread at once. The Raptor looked around "Why would that matter?" he said crushing the giants head beneath his boot. "Exactly I think he'll be fine. " Bruhmak said looking back at The Raptor. The Raptor looked at Bruhmak "Try to keep up if you can." The Raptor said kicking a random goat into oblivion before the two separated going in opposing directions. '''

'''Off in the distance a man clad in Blue mage robes witnessed the battle as the bronze, iron and steel soldiers started becoming overpowered by the waves of Danishes and cakes flooded in on them. "I cannot aid you my friends, not from there but I at least can offer my assistance from here." the man said before holding his hand up. He held his palm open in the direction of Bruhmak, his hand glowed violently with energy. "May the odds be ever in your favor." the man said as the energy flung towards Bruhmak in the form of a beam. Bruhmak parrying a giants club didn't notice the beam as it made contact with his back. He retched forward from the force, the giant held his club aloft before sending it directly down toward Bruhmak. The ground shattered from the impact of the club, shards of rock scatter as they are flung into the air. The giant dropped to his knees before he could even notice Bruhmak had already sliced through the behemoths abdomen and moved on. "This is interesting." Bruhmak said clenching his fist feeling the surge of power. He looked up noticing three more giants charging at him. The first swung at Bruhmak who simply jumped upwards, holding his sword up he sent it down as his body headed towards the ground. The rune two hander hit the ground causing the rock around the three giants to turn into a crater, as the blade made contact with the ground a blue magic burst from the impact hitting all three giants. The giants were flung back ten feet as the wave hit them killing them instantly. The Muffin man watched as Bruhmak ran through the horde of giants dodging several incoming attacks before countering each with a deadly blow. "Your time has come Man of Muffins, no longer shall the chaos of your variety of baked goods harm this world!" Bruhmak shouted stoically. "HA, you take the high road but all I did was bake more than muffins." The Muffin man pulled a spell book out from behind him. "Now that my pallet has expanded my lust for new baked goods cannot be sated, I will not stop till I have made every form of bread in the world!" The Muffin man said holding his hand out causing both his hand and the book to glow a white energy. "YOU FIEND!" Bruhmak yelled as he ran forward. "Not so fast!" the Muffin man yelled conjuring a cupcake from thin air firing it at Bruhmak with deadly speed. Bruhmak dodged the attack barely as he closed in on the Muffin man. The Muffin man fired two more cupcake bolts at Bruhmak who dodged them both in the Knick of time. Bruhmak now in attacking range swung his sword with only his left hand, the massive blade missed it's mark though as the Muffin man leapt high into the air. "I am no longer just an average baker, I have ascended to a higher form." He said before summoning a giant cake and firing it down at Bruhmak. "He's some kind of super baker now." Bruhmak said slicing wildly to cut through the massive cake. '''

'''The muffin man dove down from the sky directly into a mound of the now cut cake,"HaHa! you have fallen right into my trap." The muffin man yelled from the safety of the frosting. "If the cake was a lie then I am the truth now reveal yourself fiend!" Bruhmak yelled back. Bruhmak looked around trying to find the Muffin man but he struggled as the cake now covered everything around him. "It's no use I am one with the frosting, you will never see through my cake fueled camouflage." The Muffin man said, his voice echoed through the area covered in cake. "Coward, is it not enough that you subjected John to the dreaded jelly filled donut!" Bruhmak yelled still scanning the area. "That was childs play, once i'm done the whole world will love jelly donuts!" The Muffin man said as he slithered through the mass of frosting coating the area like a snake encircling it's victim. The Muffin man suddenly emerged lunging from amidst the frosting holding his enchanted kitchen knife at the ready in position to stab Bruhmak. "Now die fool and take solace that your reckoning will be the flour in my mixing bowl of pain!" he yelled Bruhmak spun around his massive sword swung into and through the master of pastries causing the two halves of the body to fly past him. "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." Bruhmak said before meeting up with the survivors of the attack. Bruhmak looked at the remaining soldiers who aside from The Raptor, John snow and Megumin were very few. "WE DID IT!" Bruhmak yelled before taking the group to the Boarhat. Unfortunately for Aslan their was a stone table in the wild he unlike Bruhmak never made it back to Varrock. '''

The after party
'''after the team made it back to the boarhat they commenced in a party so hardy it lasted months, the raptor as usual left early only staying for a mere month before leaving to find some children to abuse and elderly to smite. The party was so grand that even the Cult of Dave showed up, Megumin immediately challenged the entire cult to a drinking contest and as valiantly as they fought she dropped to many wizard mind bombs for them to count. The cult lit a massive bonfire to show they're appreciation for Bruhmak and companies defeat of the Muffin man. The lead cultist approached Bruhmak. "Hello, I must say you are a durable warrior." the cultist said. "Do I know you?" Bruhmak asked looking confused. "Oh excuse me, my name is Not dave." the cultist responded. "Not dave?" Bruhmak asked. "indeed, I am Not dave, we are all not Dave as Dave is the one true god." Not dave said boisterously. Bruhmak looked mildly annoyed "So your telling me i'm not dave." the cultist smiled and nodded his head. Bruhmak turned his head and yelled at Megumin "Hey Megumin, guess what." Megumin looked over "What?" she yelled back. "Your not dave!" Bruhmak yelled once more. "No way dipshit!." Megumin yelled before going back to drinking. '''

'''as the months went on and booze started running short the party began to slow and everything was good, UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED! just kidding the boarhat however was under siege but not by firebenders, BY BLACK ROBED EMMISARIES OF DEATH! The boarhat suffered catastrophic damage as the Shadow Imperium attacked the giant pig unleashing a barrage of massive fireballs into it's side killing it instantly. As the pig fell the boarhat crumbled and the entire Cult of Dave was crushed beneath the rubble. "Let us collect our prize." said the most ominous looking cultist standing at the front of the group. He motioned for the group to close in as waves of black knights ran past the mages to storm of potential survivors of the devastation. '''

'''Bruhmak stood up lifting a piece of debris off of him, he let the debris fall onto it's side crashing into the ground causing a cloud of dust to flow up into the air. He stood there looking around to try and find any glimpses of his party members. Joseph Joestar came into view as he ran towards Bruhmak pointing behind him "Hey turn around!" He yelled. Bruhmak had no time to even move as a massive fireball shot past him with amazing speed grazing his left side, Bruhmak watched as Joseph was engulfed in flames. "OH MY GOD!" Joseph yelled before collapsing and dying. '''

B'''ruhmak turned locking his vison onto the mage who cast the spell "ya done fucked up boy." Bruhmak said before drawing his sword and charging towards the mage. Black knights ran past the mage towards Bruhmak, as they closed in the first black knight held his sword up ready to swing down at Bruhmak who swung first slashing through the knights torso. Bruhmak spun around sending his greatsword through another knight as Two more closed in. Bruhmak sidestepped the first ones attack as he drove his knee into the knights abdomen causing him to collapse forward. The second knight aimed to stab his blade into Bruhmaks face, Bruhmak ducked the attack, dropping his blade he clenched the knights arm tossing him over his shoulder. "You simple fool!" The mage said shooting two lightning orbs down toward Bruhmak. Bruhmak dodged one but his right shoulder was clipped by the second. "How does that feel hero?" The mage said sadistically. The two black knights began to get back up Bruhmak noticing this gripped the handle of his sword and sliced through the ground causing chunks of the ground to rip up and fling at the two knights. The two knights were distracted for the precious seconds it took for Bruhmak to pass by them slicing through them at speeds they couldn't see causing the two to explode into a mass of blood and metal as Bruhmak hoisted the sword onto his right shoulder. "Let us dance mage." Bruhmak said as he sprinted toward the mage. "You don't threaten me bug!" the mage screamed raising his right hand into the air. A massive ornate red pentagram spread across the ground in front of the mage and Bruhmak watched as the bones from the fallen knights ripped off the ground and were thrust through the air towards the pentagram. "You are nothing, let me show you what true power is worm!" the mage screeched before laughing maniacally as the bones began to form the body of a giant humanoid. Bruhmak slid to a halt as he stood in front of the bone giant. '''

'''The bone giant held the final piece of his monstrous makeshift skull aloft in his left palm placing it atop his spine making the final adjustments as he wiggled it into place. The giants eye sockets sparked up with a deep red glow. "Kill, Kill,Kill,Kill." The monster repeated over and over again as it lifted up a massive ornamental blade the once hung inside the boarhat. "can't you say something else?" Bruhmak said before barely dodging the massive blade as the monster swung it towards Bruhmaks left side. "Damn I guess you mean business." Bruhmak said drawing his own blade. Bruhmak watched as the skeleton creature held the blade aloft and swung it down toward him, he sidestepped the attack before counter slashing at the gnarled ribs of the giant. Bruhmaks sword smashed through several bones causing chunks to fly off the creature. the skeleton drove his blade up diagonally at Bruhmak who attempted to block the strike. the creatures blade met Bruhmaks driving it off to the side. "Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, KILL, KILLL!" the creature kept repeating now shouting as is swung back toward Bruhmak. Bruhmak jumped back narrowly avoiding the tip of the blade. "Gotta end this quick." Bruhmak said before rushing the creature, he swung wildly ducking and dodging the many swings the creature made. Bones and debris shot everywhere as the two clashed, the skeleton swung with all it's might, the blade intercepted by Bruhmaks once again but this time Bruhmaks blade cleaved through the ornate sword causing it to be useless to the monster. '''

'''Bruhmak sliced through the monsters leg and pierced the giants makeshift skull, his attention went back to the mage who had vanished during the fighting presumably in hopes of survival if the battle had not gone his way. "Damnit, nows not the time to track him down however I have to make sure the others are ok, if one mage had that type of power who's telling what this groups true strength is." Bruhmak said before continuing to search through the debris. Bruhmak searched for hours before running into John snow trapped beneath a large piece of rock, his eyes shot open as he instinctively ran to john. Bruhmak dropped his blade and grabbed the underneath of the rock lifting the hefty chunk with a bit of effort. As Bruhmak tossed the piece away from John he fell to his knees looking over John who's chest cavity had been clearly crushed. Bruhmak reached down and pulled John up into his arms. " HE KNEW NOTHING, HE HADN'T EVEN BEEN WITH A WOMEN YET YOU MONSTERS!" Bruhmak bellowed into the air. "Bruhmak….is that.. you?" a feint voice said from off to the side. Bruhmak quickly jolted his head to the sounds location dropping John in the process. His worried expression quickly turned to annoyance as he glared at Megumin who layed on the ground surrounded but completely untouched by debris. "Megumin your being dramatic." Bruhmak said in a stern tone. "NO, I AM DEFINITELY DYING!" Megumin said yelling at Bruhmak while still laying on the ground. "No your not." Bruhmak responded. Megumin turned her head away "Trust me i'm a great powerful wizard I think I know when i'm dying, I mean just look at how much damage I've taken." she said. Bruhmak took a quick glance over her taking note that she was virtually unscathed and he began to grit his teeth in frustration. "Megumin, John is actually dead.....get up." Megumin looked back at him "I can't my legs have been crushed, I am fated to die here and now." she responded dramatically. "No if you stay there you might but as for right now your not." Bruhmak said urging her to move once more. Megumin stood up and stomped both her feet on the ground " I AM DYING WHY CAN'T YOU..." Megumin was cut off as a black knight pierced her through the chest. "NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE WAIFU!" Lost Pause yelled from across the land like an echo from a crack of lightning.'''

'''Bruhmak had fought viciously for four days slaying various members of the shadows imperium, black knights and summoned creatures. As the corpses piled goblins had moved in on the battle from all over to loot the corpses but instead began contesting with the shadow imperium's forces. Bruhmak made his way up a hill towards a decrepit stone fort which served as the base for the Black knights. The black knight commander stood behind a legion of him men in front of the fort beside him stood his lieutenant who's most defining feature was his tinted helm. "I'm getting a bad feeling about this guy." The lieutenant said taking a small step back. The commander turned his head toward the lieutenant "You wouldn't be suggesting a retreat would you?" he asked. "I am saying this guy has massacred most of our men." the lieutenant responded. The commander turned his whole body to face the lieutenant. "We will not retreat, it serves no purpose other than to break our agreement with the shadow imperium." The commander drew his sword. "Any traitors or defectors will be punished with..." The commander was abruptly cut off by Bruhmak who in that short time made it up the hill and decapitated the commander. '''

'''The lieutenant fell back dropping his weapon and shield in the process Bruhmak turned his head to the knight and lurched his body up from the hunched position. "I guess that leaves you then." He said as he stepped slowly toward the knight dragging his blood soaked runite blade behind him. "Wait please i was just about to leave." the knight said in panic as he crawled backwards unable to stand. "Kinda rude to leave without saying goodbye." Bruhmak said as he swung the blade up into the air with the intent of smashing it down on the knight. Bruhmak swung down as the knight shouted in terror "GOD PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" and in that split moment Bruhmak changed the angle sending the blade into the ground next to the knight. " FINE BUT YOU OWE ME!" Bruhmak yelled back poking the knight in the helmet. The knight was shocked and fell silent. Bruhmak tapped the knights helment "You got a name?" Bruhmak asked. The knight nodded "They call me mask." he said forcing himself to speak. "Well Mask in the four days this fights gone on goblins have poured in to scavenge loot, i need you to clear them out while i pick off the wizards." Bruhmak said heaving his blade back onto his shoulder. Mask nodded picking him axe and shield back up. "you can count on me." Mask said as he bolted towards the first goblin he could see.'''

'''Bruhmak watched with pride as Mask ran upto the nearest goblin and smashed his shield down against the goblins head. Two goblins turned to Mask "Filthy humaaan!" one goblin yelled as the other charged "Die humaaan!" the charging goblin yelled holding a shabby spear forward ready to stab. "Your a funny guy." Mask said casually bashing the spear to the side before smashing his black axe down into the goblins head. "Now come at me." Mask said charging forward as several goblins joined the other one. Bruhmak turned his head towards the direction of the magical energy flowing heavily from the courtyard of the keep. Bruhmak walked in to see two mages standing in front of another clearly more powerful mage. The two mages stepped towards the edge of the balcony they stood upon one wearing a solid red robe and the other wearing a solid blue robe. "So you are the speaker?" the one wearing red said mockingly. "Seems to me like he's no more than the average noob to me brother." said the one in blue. "Tough talk from up there, come down and get whats coming to you." Bruhmak said pointing his massive blade in the air towards them. The mages snickered the one in red rose his right hand into the air creating a fireball as the one in blue pointed his open palm towards Bruhmak firing a single ice spike at Bruhmak. Bruhmak scoffed swinging his blade to intercept the ice spike. "Is that truly all you can offer me?" Bruhmak mocked. The one in red chuckled before flinging the fireball at Bruhmak who dodged with ease before sprinting towards the mages. "You won't even get close!" the one on blue sneered as he shot spike after spike relentlessly attack Bruhmak. Bruhmak dodged every single spike with ease which clearly annoyed the mage in blue. The red mage lifted his both his palms into the air warping the area above him into a massive fireball. The blue mage lifted his right hand up causing a pentagram to form in front of Bruhmak. Bruhmak slide to a halt as an ice giant was conjured from the ground right before him. The giant swung his ice club down towards Bruhmak. "Don't make me laugh." Bruhmak said as he dodged the attack barely noticing that the red mage had sent the fireball towards him. As the fireball came in range the ice giant melted from the heat, Bruhmak dropped his sword and held his hands out palms open. "I think he's gone mad brother." said the mage in blue. Bruhmak focused his mind using his prayer skill to boost his defence rating. the fireball met his palms but did not pass through him, the flames licked his armor as he held the fireball before him. "You guys underestimate me to much, that's why i'll win this fight!" Bruhmak said pulling his left fist back before punching into the fireball causing it to burst and dissipate. The two mages were shocked with there mouths agape.'''

'''Bruhmak picked his sword up and walked towards them once more. "I think it is you who underestimates us!" said the mage in red. "Indeed I say we show him our master craft." said the one in blue. "such a good idea brother." the one in red said as both mages reached over clasping each others hand. In unison both mages lifted there opposing arms into the air causing a massive pentagram to form all throughout the courtyard. Bruhmak looked around with his blade drawn in front of him, two massive snake like dragons sprung from the ground one completely made of ice the other made of fire. Both dragons roared causing sound to bellow all around them. Bruhmak braced himself as both of the dragons charged towards him with intense speed. Bruhmak dodge rolled away from the fire one which speed past only to have the ice one worm over it and toward Bruhmak. Bruhmak held his blade forward in blocking position as the ice one smashed directly into it pushing Bruhmak far back with it's sheer weight. Bruhmak sidestepped as soon as he could spinning around sending his blade to smash into the side of the ice dragon. The fire dragon caught Bruhmak off guard as it blasted a fireball down at Bruhmak from up high. Bruhmak was flung back and bounced off the ground building into a roll. Bruhmak hit against the stone walls of the courtyard standing back up, his eyes shot open as the fire dragon sped towards him. Bruhmak jumped out of the way as the fire dragon hit the wall splashing flames in all directions before reforming. The ice dragon curved towards Bruhmaks back speeding in for a surprise attack. Bruhmak noticing it out of the corner of his eye stepped to the side and held his sword out catching the ice dragon as it went past. The blade sliced through the entire body of the ice dragon splashing it's remnants all of the fire dragon. The twin dragons began to dissipate and Bruhmak looked up noticing that the third mage was the only one still around.'''

'''"You did well but alas the time for games is at an end." The mage said as he dropped down from the balcony emanating a blue aura. "I take it your the final boss." Bruhmak said taking a step forward before lurching forward as the mage drove his fist into Bruhmaks abdomen faster than Bruhmak could react. "Not quite but I am very strong." The Mage said with a devilish grin before blasting Bruhmak back several feet. Bruhmak stood up as fast as he could his heart racing he slashed into the air as the mage dashed forward but misses as the mage dropped low driving his fist into Bruhmaks chin. "Your to slow my friend." the mage said as Bruhmak flung back once more but this time dropping his blade from the force. Bruhmak slowly worked his way back to standing as he focused his mind. The mage closed in once more but the punch was intercepted by Bruhmaks fist which clenched down tight onto the mages fist. The force from the interception caused the ground to shake. "I see someone has some prayer." the mages mocked before driving his knee up into Bruhmaks abdomen. Bruhmak held the Mages fist tight before swinging the mage into the air like a sword letting go at the last moment, the mage was flung several feet as Bruhmak built into a sprint. The mages feet hit the ground but were soon flung into the air again as Bruhmak charged his shoulder into the mages body. The mage reeled back but was brought back as Bruhmak gripped the left wrist of the mage pulling him back for an armbar. The mage fell to the ground with a thud as Bruhmak walked back towards his sword. '''

'''Bruhmak stopped and turned around before he could reach his sword looking back as the mage stood back up wiping the dirt from his face with his left forearm. "You can't really believe that it would be that easy." the mage said. Bruhmak faced the mage and shrugged "I don't know, it kinda always gets tough then I pull some bullshit out of my ass and the back guys dies horribly." Bruhmak responded. The mage looked confused which slowly built into a furious expression of annoyance. "Are you kidding me." The mage yelled taking a few gradual steps towards Bruhmak. "No not really I mean the toughest guy besides you that I fought was the muffin man." Bruhmak said casually. "You are seriously growing to upset me, if this persists I might just have a conniption!" The mage responded as blue aura pulsated from his entire body. "I'll show you just how worthless you are!" The mage said as the blue energy engulfed him forming a tornadoe of violent energy which ripped the ground surrounding him apart. Bruhmak took a single step back as the aura of prayer shielded him from the force exuding from the blue torrent before him. The blue energy broke dispersing a massive wave of energy spiraling in all directions, Bruhmak crossed his arms in front of his torso in the shape of an x as he dug his feet into the hard rock beneathe his feet as the energy pushed him back slightly. "Now shall we continue this fight!" The mage said now taking the likeness of a massive sand castle monster. The beast shot his arms forward like snakes morphing and stretching to close the distance between him and Bruhmak. Bruhmak dodged the right arm as it whipped down towards him causing debris to shoot into the air. The creatures left arm sliced towards Bruhmak who jumped above the incoming assault. "Not so fast boy!" the sand castle creature exclaimed from his monsterous unmoving maw as he pushed the opposing arm into Bruhmak blasting him with a powerful stream of sand. Bruhmak smashed into a stone wall dropping to his knee's as the former mage reeled back his elongated limbs. Bruhmak panted heavily as the wind had been knocked out of him. "Hey guy how ya been?" a voice said out of nowhere, Bruhmak looked around but saw nobody else besides the creature. "No i'm talking to you telepathically buddy." The voice said before letting out a large burp. "Listen I think you could use some help, ya got sand in places it shouldn't be." Bruhmak stood up "Who are you and what do you want from me!" he yelled shaking his fist at the sky which confused the sand creature. "listen I want you to have this *Hic* coin." the voice said before a floating gold coin appeared in front of Bruhmak. Bruhmak grabbed the coin clentching it tightly, the coin popped into a magical dust reforming into a necrotic scythe. "I see you also partake of the weeb weaponry" Lost pause said appearing from nowhere holding a katana. Bruhmak glared at him "I think i'm just gonna go over this way then." Lost pause said before leaving the area as quick as he appeared. "So you got a scythe that doesn't mean shit!" The sand creature yelled before whipping his arms at Bruhmak. Bruhmak easily ducked and dodged the flailing arms of sand before slashing up through one causing a large portion of sand to fall to the ground lifeless. "I'm made of sand your going to have to do better than that!" The creature yelled before releasing dozens over tendrils made of compacted sand into the air and towards Bruhmak. Bruhmak dashed forward slicing through one tendril after another as they came within range of his crypt scythe creating an explosion of energy as each tendril was cleaved. The massive beast reeled back clearly in some form of pain. "How can pain such as this be?" The beast said as bubbles of sand grew and popped all over it's body. Bruhmak took a step towards it. "My scythe clearly has disrupted your flow of energy, your form is unstable give up!" He said as the creature shot it's limbs forward once more. "Shut up, i can't lose to you!" The former mage yelled not realizing Bruhmak had jumped high into the air. You have chosen your fate!" Bruhmak said as he landed onto the beast face plunging his scythe deep into the sandy body of the beast. "You cheap son of a bitch!" The beast bellowed as it's body swelled up and popped with a cloud of blue energy scattering sand everywhere. '''

Vacation
'''Weeks after the events Bruhmak had yet to find Mask, he felt stressed and kind of down from all his friends dying during a celebration. "I need a vacation." Bruhmak said before heading to the beach in lumbridge on world 7, he didn't go to world 7 that often because 7 wasn't a great as 8 but he thought he'd spice things up. He was shocked to see just how active the world was noting that the beach was filled with adventurers of all kinds. Bruhmak lifted weight for a bit, ate some ice cream and drank a few drinks he found scattered across the beach. towards the end of his vacation he bumped into an old wizard of great power clad head to toe in a blue robe. "I'm so sorry sir." Bruhmak said hoping to not have injured the old man on accident. The old man turned around and a small noise began to fill Bruhmaks ear growing louder as the old man turned to face him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM "How dare you, don't you know who I am you insect!" The old wizard said striking a pose while pointing at Bruhmak. "Actually I don't." Bruhmak said. The wizard scoffed as he stood up normally "There's only one way to settle this then, by the rules of the beach I challenge you to a wet T-Shirt competion!" The wizard said before ripping the blue robes off his body revealing a chizzled muscular physique and his identity. Bruhmak gasped in awe as Gandalf the greatest wizard ever known to mankind shined like a golden star made of the brightest light stood in front of him. Bruhmak tossed his armor off to the side revealing his 8th tier abdominal armor pack. the two stood face to face ready to be judged. "I have had ten thousand years to perfect my beach body how could one such as yourself ever hope to win!" Gandalf said crossing his arms and leaning back slightly. Bruhmak turned around "It's to late, can't you see that I've already won." Bruhmak said. Gandalf took several steps forward. "Don't you walk away from me!" he said before collapsing onto the ground completely unconscious. Bruhmak put his armor back on "The battle was over before you even knew it, the judges one could say they were unanimous." Bruhmak said before leaving the beach only to return again on really nice days.'''

Beauty in Death
'''Bruhmak stood deep in the wild surrounded by zombies, the air was thick with the scent of decay. He slashed through several of the corpses as waves flooded the area, the more he cut through the more that rose from the dirt beneath his feet but he tirelessly swung his blade cleaving each corpse in half with ease. "Typical, I can't even get a good workout with such low level creatures." Bruhmak exclaimed with a sign. "Run!" a familiar voice yelled from the hill to the left. Bruhmak turned his head and hazed up the crags noticing two men running down the mountain hastily. Bruhmak walked towards them backhanding a zombie out of the way. The two men scrambled to their feet as the made it to ground level both rushing to grab the equipment they dropped on arrival. "Yo!" Bruhmak said waving at the two men. The two men looked at Bruhmak with an air of distrust one wearing mithril and the other wearing mostly rune with a gold trimmed adamant chest body. "Oh no." The one in rune said as he noticed Bruhmak. Bruhmak stopped immediately noticing the voice "Hey mask, what happened I couldn't find you anywhere?" Bruhmak asked as he now stood in front of the two men. "Yeah I just dipped as soon as I could, I just met this guy today and everything already sucks." Mask said motioning towards the man in mithril. "Hi my name is Cesar." the mithril man said offering his hand out for a handshake. Bruhmak went to meet cesar's grasp with his own but stopped short as an adamant arrow pierce his right shoulder causing him to take a step back before clenching and ripping the arrow from his shoulder. Bruhmak looked up at the man who shot him, a slender man wearing all blue dragonhide leather slid down the hill with grace. The man noticed Bruhmaks gaze and prepped another arrow before firing it at Bruhmak. Bruhmak bobbed his head to the side dodging the arrow just barely. "Run, I can't say for how long i'll be able to hold this man off!" Bruhmak yelled at Mask and Cesar stepping between them and the archer. Mask and Cesar took no time fleeing taking note that even Bruhmak seemed to be worried about this one. "To easy!" The archer said jumping into the air with another arrow drawn. Bruhmak turned to look back at the archer and gasped as another arrow pierced his left shoulder. Bruhmak held his blade with all the strength he could muster but his efforts fell short as the archer fired a third arrow directly through the eye slits of his helmet. Bruhmaks head reeled back as his body fell limp and dropped to the ground with a loud thud. '''

'''Bruhmak stood up confused, the area around him was filled with fog and nearly pitch black. "What the hell, how did I get here?" Bruhmak scratched his head as he looked around noticing nothing around him. Bruhmak sat down placing his chin on the knuckles of his fist pondering his current situation. He sat for what seemed like decades as the darkness engulfed everything around him. The area was devoid of light and sound alike just a bleak abyss of nothing with him sitting in the center. Bruhmak sighed as a sultry voice filled his eardrums "''So you choose to just sit, I guess I had the wrong idea about you." ''The voice said causing Bruhmak to look around in a frantic motion. Bruhmak stood up turning his head in every direction, anxiety filled his body as a force unlike any other filled the entirety of the abyss. "That is better, stand little one so we might converse properly." The voice said as a form began to shape in front of Bruhmak. Bruhmak looked upon the figure which soon was revealed to be massive in comparison. "Where am I, who are you?" Bruhmak said taking a step back as the figure began to flesh out for him to see. two bright eyes gazed down upon Bruhmak ''"Do you really not recognize me?" ''The voice asked. Bruhmak took a hard look realizing just exactly who he had been addressing. The figure now visible was that of a giant slender woman in a moderately seductive dress, a hood covered all of her face except that of her eyes. The woman sat on a throne several times larger than any giant. "Forgive me,i did not realize it was you my mistress." Bruhmak said taking a knee and bowing to the woman. The woman chuckled and motioned for him to rise "Tell me why are you here now?" She said. Bruhmak stood up confused as he knew that she knew what had transpired. "I died." He responded. The woman gave a hardy laugh even going as far as slapping her right knee before motioning like she was wiping tears from her cheekbones. ''"Indeed you have, but do you know why you are here with me?" ''She asked. "To feel the oh so sexual embrace of death?" Bruhmak said unsure of his answer. She shook her head ''"You have not earned that right yet, I am very flattered but before then you must earn your spot beside me." ''She responded. Bruhmak took a couple steps closer his arms stretched out "How could I not have earned my place in this realm, I have saved many people stopped many world level threats and I got killed!" Bruhmak asked with passion in his voice. Death leaned forward till her hood nearly touched Bruhmaks body, she locked her eyes on him ''"your excitement is very cute, if I was a few millennia younger I might even have been intrigued." ''She said playfully. Bruhmak fell to his knee's in disappointment "Tell me what i must do to end my journey." Bruhmak said looking up to meet her gaze. She leaned back still having her eyes locked on Bruhmak. ''"I cannot give you that information, but work hard for your senpai and maybe i'll allow you to return." ''She said before standing up straight, her body towered above one could even say her height could reach the skies. Bruhmak looked up as she lifted her right leg, he blinked before shutting his eyes tight as she smashed her right foot down onto him. There was no pain, he did not feel a single thing. Bruhmak opened his eye, his body hadn't moved an inch from where the archer had shot him. Bruhmak stood up hearing a familiar voice. "To easy, I could have killed all three of them with little to no effort." The voice said. Bruhmak stood up taking note that the archer had looted all but his main armor. Bruhmak looked around before seeing the archer still looking over his loot. Bruhmak walked towards the man unnoticed even getting as close as to stand directly behind the archer. "That's some nice gear ya got there. The archer looked back surprised by who stood behind him, his mouth dropped as horror and shock filled his face. A scream bellowed through the air filled with such terror that every creature in the wild shuddered.'''

Goblins
'''Bruhmak stepped out from the midst of the wild reborn, it had been a tireless journey filled with zombies, rats and demons. Bruhmak toiled in thought as he walked the shabby rock wall that served as a barrier for the wild. His thoughts flooded with memories of those who had been lost in the wake of recent events. Time passed fast as his clouded mind drifted, the tide of thought indirectly landed him inside a goblin village. He looked up as nearly twenty goblins of varying sizes, shapes and colors stared sheepishly at the strange man clad in blue tinted armor. Bruhmak blinked twice as silence seeped through the air. In the past Bruhmak felt pure hatred for the meek race of green skinned imps even going as far as killing over nine hundred goblins over the course of his life. The goblins shrugged as Bruhmak stood still, they continued random goblin stuff. Bruhmak realizing that goblins do not know, fear or feel the need to attack began walking around the village. Out the corner of his ear he heard a screeching voice. "BLUE BEST", one voice said. "NO BLUE STUPID, RED BEST." Bruhmak went to move closer interested in the ultimate arguement in history. "how could something so pure come from goblins" he thought to himself. The screeching continued "RED LOOK DEAD, BLUE LOOK SLIMMING." The first voice said. "NO RED LOOK LIKE MEAT, MEAT GOOD, BLUE SAD LIKE YOUR MOM". The second voice said. "MY MOM YOUR MOM" the first voice said. Bruhmak making it just shy of the tent was halted by a screech from behind. "BLUE MAN!" Bruhmak turned. "ME KNOW BLUE MAN, BLUE MAN KILL SNUFFGRUB." Bruhmak looked down at the goblin who addressed him taking note of the two hobgoblins by his sides. "And what of it imp?" Bruhmak responded. "BLUE MAN DIES, WE EAT BLUE MAN. KILL BLUE MAN." The lead goblin said pointing his axe in the direction of Bruhmak. The two Hobs sprung forward jaw wide open, tounges sticking out beyond their razorsharp fangs. Glee filled the faces of the two as they closed in, Bruhmak swung down at the first in range crushing the gobling under the sheer weight of his rune two hander, as the second came close Bruhmak swung to the side cleaving the goblin in two. As the top half of the second goblin hit the ground the leader took a step closer. "you hit good, BUT I HOLLOWTOOF HIT GOODER." The goblin bellowed as it charged forward. Bruhmak stepped to the side tripping the enraged goblin. Hollowtoof stood up holding his raider axe and shield. "you mock me, HOLLOWTOOF IS LEVEL 70 RAID CHIEF!" Hollowtoof yelled vigorously. Bruhmak looked at the goblin "I have no idea what that is." Bruhmak said shrugging. "Ghyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasgh!" Hollowtoof screeched charging once more. Bruhmak went to trip the goblin once more but was suprised as the goblin clutched his shield with both hands before lunging towrds Bruhmak. The hit connected with a great deal of force causing Bruhmak to get pushed off the ground andd flung back a foot. "that wasn't half bad." Bruhmak said regaining his composure. Bruhmak charged the goblin with blinding speed, Hollowtoof was caught off guard as Bruhmaks rune blade came in from the left. Hollowtoof barely blocked the strike, he shield nearly ripped from his hands. The strike was soon followed by a reverse strike from the right once more wrenching the goblin to a side. The third strike hit hard from the left, hollowtoof clentched his shield bracing himself as he was flung back several feet. The gobling bounced off his back and onto his shield, using the shield he pushed himself up before landing back on his feet with a wide devilish grin. Bruhmak lunged forward holding his two hander up high before sending it crashing down towards hollowtoof. The goblin jumped back just out of range as the greatsword came down onto the reinforced brim of the shield forcing it to be embedded into the ground. Chunks of gravel shot into the air as a mist of dirt collected upwards from the impact. Hollowtoof pulled a round tan orb out from behind him gently tossing it underhand at Bruhmak. "Tier four Goblin ambusher." Hollowtoof said as Bruhmak looked over at the orb just in time for it to combust. The orb exploded in Bruhmaks face causing him to reel back now only clutching the sword with his right hand as a black plume of smoke covered and flowed from his neck up. Bruhmak took a step back crunch his back foot into the ground trying to stabilize himself, his ears rung and he wanted to collapse. "This hurts, wanna lay down but can't." Bruhmak thought to himself. "Tier 5 Goblin TAC-TITION!" Hollowtoof screeched. Bruhmak turned his head his eyes wide open, he lurched his body in the direction of Hollowtoof taking and additional step to prop himself up straight. "I'LL KICK YOUR.." Bruhmak said before being smashed upside the face by a a steel ball. Hollowtoof pulled the ball back as the plume of smoke was destroyed by the impact of the hit. "Tier 5 GOBLIN CHAIN WHIRLER!" Hollowtoof screeched even more furiously than before. Hollow toof spun the chain with amazing speed. Bruhmak was suprised by the imps cunning. Hollowtoof shot the ball forward at Bruhmaks face, he dodged the blow but was conked upside the back of the head when Hollowtoof pulled it back. The goblin spun the chain sweepin it low, the ball made contact with Bruhmaks knee causing him to buckle. Hollowtoof grinned as he spun it up into Bruhmaks chin next causing him to fly onto his back.'''

'''Hollowtoof spun around raising his arms in victory "GYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!" he screeched. Bruhmak sat up his head wobbled a bit, he spit out some blood and teeth. "Aw come on, you know how much i'll have to pay for a tooth fairy to fix this." Hollowtoof spun around "Filthy human STAY DOWN!" he spun the ball and chain again. Bruhmak held his right hand up and pulled his head back, he grabbed the ball as it passed holding it tight. Bruhmak stood up clentching the ball tight, Hollowtoof pulled but Bruhmak held tight. Bruhmak spun his arm wrapping the chain around his forearm and pulling the goblin in closer. Hollowtoof yanked at the chain but was pulled in at that moment as Bruhmak jerked the chain toward him. Hollowtoof stumbled forward,Bruhmak grabbed his head with his left hand. Hollowtoof gasped as Bruhmak drove his face into his oncoming right knee. Hollowtoof reeled back, Bruhmak quickly grabbed his wrist and flung the goblin through the air and down onto the ground with full force. '''

'''Two days later the Two are seen sitting inside the bar at the Barbarian Village drinking away their wounds. "For a filthy human you tough like giant." Hollowtoof said complimenting Bruhmak. "Well for a goblin your ok." Bruhmak said back. Hollowtoof looked around "FILTHY MEAT BAGS WHY NO MUSIC?" Hollowtoof yelled. "just go hit the jukebox." Bruhmak said pointing back at nothing. Hollowtoof slid off his stool hitting the ground with a plop before waddling over to a dusty corner filled with a single round table.'''

                                                                                                      

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