Armadyl's Elite

Armadyl's Elite is a story serial being developed by FEARTHEWAFFLE. The main protagonist is Robert Thompson, who has earned a well-deserved nickname as "the Talon", is an experienced fighter who has traveled over most of Gielinor, mastered every form of armed and unarmed combat, trained under the Slayer Master Duradel, and a follower of the near-forgotten god Armadyl. Keeping close ties to the Guardians of Armadyl, but never staying around the Temple of Ikov enough to be considered one.

Rules
There are 8 simple rules that must be followed:
 * 1) You cannot write in this serial without my permission. To ask permission, talk to me in my talk page.
 * 2) Remember the story is set around the year 170, so no guns, cannons, advanced technology, etc.
 * 3) Do not extremely modify the current condition of the game (unless part of a mass battle or massacre of some sort).
 * 4) Write in British English.
 * 5) Keep to the rules: no swearing except crap, damn, and hell. (However, in extreme cases this rule is invalid.)
 * 6) DO NOT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OR I WILL BREAK DOWN YOUR WALL.
 * 7) No 1337, lolspeakz, etc.
 * 8) This is mostly a serious serial. Occasional humour is allowed, but must not occur regularly.

SECRET 9TH RULE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?: There must be at least one appearance of pie or reference to pie in each chapter.