Entry Four

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Heeeeeeey Theeeeerreeeeeee!!! Long time no taaaaaalk!

Well, that's because some things happened when I was writing the OLD Entry Four...

I was walking down the Varrock street just like any other n00b on n00bScape would do, and then something happened. There was a crowd of people around this 'married' couple. They were DANCING with each other. I pushed through those idiotic beggar watchers and asked what the couple was doing.

The dude goes, "We're havin' fun, brah."

Yup, drunk as [****].

Then, I got an idea. I had never drank beer before, and I wanted to try it SO BAD. So I walked into the Blue Moon in or some schizz like that, and I ordered like 500 beers.

I think I drank them all in a short amount of time, and that was the end of me. I mean, like I became a CABBAGE. Okay, maybe not a cabbage. More like a potato. Actually, I don't even know where I'm coming up with that from.

So after all that bull, I decided to buy a house in Varrock. I walked up to the real estate agent and asked him for one, and then I noticed something strange about him...

"DOOOEEEE, WADDDUUUUP BROSKI!!!"

Mother******, it was the demon horn guy. So I popped his cap again and ran off. Then I heard police sirens. Wtf were cops doing on RuneScape?

Anyways, I'm in jail now, I'll get my next entry out when I'm released.