User:Weaselitachi

Hiya. I'm Weaselitachi. I was formerly known by this name on RuneScape, but I now go by Weaselreturn. I'm a 36 mage, with a combat level of 47. I almost always wear my signature clothing: Full Wizard, a Warlock's Cloak, Fighting Boots, Safety Gloves, an iron (sometimes mithril) kiteshield, and an iron (sometimes adamant) scimitar. I've also been known to wear a Warlock's Cloak, full adamant (except for the mithril kiteshield), an Anti-Dragon Shield, and an adamant scimitar. I once masqueraded as a Falador/Black Knight Guard for a quest, and wore it for some time after, but that didn't last, as I looked stupid and people kept trying to attack me and then asked if I was a glitch in the game, but that's a whole 'nother ballpark. My main hangout is the farm outside Port Sarim and Falador, although I've been known to stay in Lumbridge swamp and Al Kharid Palace. But anyway, I am in the process of writing a fanfic called The Skull of Guthix, which focuses on characters based around my good friends on RuneScape (most of which I know in real life). The main character, Weasel Otovhet is based on a combination of Weaselitachi, Weaselreturn, and, by way of a few skills, Weyoun 1 (who is the only one of those three whose account is not mine). When I write it, I have these little scenes in my head of the story where everyone has voices, so that's what that means when I mention the voice of someone in the pages. Also, I'm a bit strapped for ideas, so feel free to make a suggestion on the talk page. I plan to incorporate numerous parts of the quests on RuneScape, so you needn't suggest that. And please, suggest something within reason. Don't suggest having...like, farting demons that kill you with a Gas Blast, OK? Also, if I can find the paper I wrote it on last year, I've got a short story about some creatures in the Wilderness that I want to put up on the wiki.

If you have a problem with my fics, tell me on my talk page. If I revert edits from you vandals, you deserve it, so don't touch this page unless you're adding categories or whatever.

The end.

Oh, wait, not the end. I'm currently assembling a Batman suit on RuneScape after seeing someone dressed as the Joker. I have figured out pretty much everything for it, but I still need one thing: a helmet. If anyone knows of a helmet which looks like Batman's mask, please tell me on my talkpage.

OK, now the end.