Boredom Ville

Boredom Ville is the town which will contain the skill guild Boredom. Mod Greencat announced the release of Boredom Ville with the Boredom skill to be released in the years 2123 to 2125. Boredom Ville will have many boring characters and NPC's which will bring a new meaning to the word 'cruel' or 'inhumane'.

Location
The location has now been disputed. El Chris2 said that it will be on your face. However Azorrez said it will be very very south of Menaphos/Sopenhamen but he couldn't spell it correctly (Maybe). It was a dispute and death threats were written. Just when it was getting ugly, Mod Greencat said it would be very very south of Menaphos/Sophemanem (he can't spell it good either! No-one can!) This backfired on Azorrez because El Chris2 was very bored about it. He got to level 78 in two weeks without bots and becomes the first person to get the skillcape. So anyway Boredom Ville is very very south of M/S (I'm lazy so what!) and Boredom Ville will be boring.

Features
Boredom Ville contains a bank which has no bankers in it. Waiting in line is very boring and thus beneficial for your stats! Boredom Ville contains a General store selling various merchandise like tshirts saying 'I was Bored in Varrock' and 'Those rocks have been ored. Are you bored?' And they will sell for a price. It will contain a medical lab which is studying for a cure to Boredomitis. It can give prescription Boredom pills for those with a serious Boredomnessesness. (Level 30 or higher for Boredom Pill 1. Level 60 for Boredom Pill 2. Level 90.5 for Boredom Pill 3.) These pills will enable you to train other skills and log off so you can GO OUTSIDE unlike El Chris2 who is now trying to get Level 100, (there is no such thing you idiot!)

Boredom Guild

The Boredom Guild is the only reason you come to Boredom Ville except for the music: Bored-Man Fever. To enter the guild you must have Level 35 Boredom and wear a Brown Paper Bag to enter. On the Ground floor is 'Boredom Control Panel' which controls how bored Jagex is and make them actually do something. Bored Billy is on this floor and welcomes Bored's. He also sells Blunt Knives, Rock-with-no-ore, 99% Nothing Sundae with equally nothing Whipped Cream and more as updates come. This floor also contains a brain jucier whic is very entertaining. The First floor up contains Bored Mark. He is hiding in the corner so right click, Throw Brick on the brick and you will hit the wall. Then Bored Mark will talk to you. You can obtain skillcapes from him and scam him out of his armour because of the Trimming Scam which will be a new skill before Boredom. (Mod Greencat said so.)