Entry Two

'NOTE: I do not hate Zezima. I actually love him and worship almost all the things he does, like get 99 in most skills.'

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Today was the most boring piece of crap. I mean, who ever heard of school on Runescape? But NO, there just had to be some dumb random event and POOF, there I was, in school.

What sucked even more was that there was this big, ugly, smelly, old dragon named Mr. Mordaut or something, but his accent was so strong it sounded like "Mer Moedump."

You think that's bad? Try sitting next to that guy Zezima, the most ANNOYING Runescape player. I mean, he's not bad or anything, but he just gets all the girls by SITTING there. Yeah, that's all he does. Sit there.

It's so bad that I tried asking a girl out. She wasn't thrilled, so I pointed her to Zezima, and that was the end of that.

THEN we had to take this boring quiz, where you had to select certain answers. The quiz was so dumb that the answers were floating, rotating pictures that were colored gray. Zezima got a 90%, and I got a 100%. At the end, some guy handed us prizes. I got new Rune Platebody and I was THRILLED. But then, Zezima got a godsword -_-

Umm...didn't I get a higher grade than him? Isn't there a rule of Runescape which does not tolerate cruel and inhuman punishment? No?

Well, you can ask me how MY day went...bummer.

P.S. - if you see Zezima, please punch him in the face.