Dance Floor Pickaxe Shop (I Don't Wanna Buy A Bad Pickaxe)

"Dance Floor Pickaxe Shop (I Don't Wanna Buy A Bad Pickaxe)" is a smash single by The Coal Rocks from the album, The Mine. It is also their first single from their second album.

Story
The lead singer of The Coal Rocks said that he once went to Nurmof's Pickaxe Shop in the Dwarven Mines, and bought an Iron pickaxe, thinking it was the best pickaxe ever. He began to fall into love with it, and treat it with care. Soon afterwards, other miners could grab Coal Rocks faster than the lead singer of the band. He then broke up with the pickaxe, then, getting a better pickaxe, known as the Rune Pickaxe.

Trivia

 * It is rumoured that The Coal Rocks parodied the title and story off Good Charlotte's song, Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Wanna Be In Love).