Postbag from the Bush Project

This is Project Postbag from the Bush; a fun project created to parallel RuneScape’s Postbag from the Hedge.

Here, people who have created fake NPCs (either in quests, minigames, or just out on their own) can submit their own letters to and from the NPC! Also, you could write a letter to an existing NPC and a response, if you don’t feel like your own poor neglected characters deserve one. I (and some others hopefully) will be working on templates to give it more of a Postbag from the Hedge feel.

Once I get about four or some other substantial number of submissions, I’ll release the first edition! Don’t worry, I’ll have Property tags up at the top for everyone who submitted.

Oh! And to submit, just edit this page and… well… look at my submission for an example. Just do it basically like that, being sure to use “Name” Submission, Letter, and Response headings.

Don’t forget! This is supposed to be fun! So make it fun! :) You can also add spoilers if you like! ;)

Letter
Dear Junior the Explorer

''I just completed Colonizing and I noticed you moved from your ship to the nearby jail. Why is this? Did you steal runite ores or did you steal that ship or something? Also, I haven’t noticed any of the Runite mines you were supposed to be setting up. Did some misfortune beset you? ''

From your concerned friend

Adam is RAD

Response
Greetings Subject

Unfortunately, not a week past my glorious voyage to discover the new world, the mortal subjects serving me dared to break from my rule. The foolish underlings ambushed me in my palace, tied me up, and sent me back to Port Sarim, where they threw me into this squalid prison. They shall not hold me for long, however, as my godly power is even now wearing away the iron bars of my cell. It will not be long before I have returned to rule you once more, Adam is RAD.

When I was ambushed and sent back to this mortal realm, the King of Misthalin, in his stupidity, ordered that all operations in my realm to cease immediately. Apparently he fears my power there even above the great money that could be amassed from the many Runite mines that dot the area.

Worry not, loyal subject; all shall be righted when I return.

Junior the Glorious