User:Bartman627/Noob Wars: Battle Up-Front/NW: BUF P1

Welcome to Noob Wars: Battle Up-Front!

Current Year: 5th Age, Year 170

You are walking in Varrock one day, when all of a sudden, another person jumps out of nowhere and says "IMA ICE BLITZ U N00B LOLZ!!!!" He prepares to cast the spell, but you take off running with him chasing you around the city, until you finally manage to evade him in the upstairs floor of the staff shop. Just as you think you are safe, the person pops up the ladder and ice blitzes you. But something strange happens. The block of ice you are encased in doesn't disappear like it normally should, nor do you unfreeze after 20 seconds. In fact, 25 years pass before you unfreeze. You unfreeze in Year 195. When you walk downstairs and exit the shop, you notice something very strange. Dark clouds hang over Varrock, and a bunch of macro-looking noobs are processing up the center of town square, with a dark-cloaked figure in the middle, followed by another figure in black armor who is making weird breathing sounds. You question a bystander. "Wth is going on here?" you ask. "Lmao u idiot," the bystander replies. "That's the N00b Emperor, and his apprentice Darth Gamer, the leaders of the Noob Empire, which took control of RuneScape in Year 172. And those macro-looking dudes are the militia, aka the Borgtroopers." You stand shocked. "It's horrible, I know. But there is a group called the High-Level Rebellion, and its goal is to restore peace and justice to RuneScape." "So how the heck did RS get overthrown by n00bs?" you ask. "Pfft. What am I, a museum guide? I will take you to the leader of the Rebellion. He will explain things more clearly and enlist you to help defeat the Empire."

To the Rebellion leader! (Yes, I know there are no options on this page. Don't worry. You will be able to choose your path soon enough.)