Consuming, Confusing

East Ardougne's City Border

Robert Bandano woke up. Another boring day in his little outpost of Ardougne's city border. He was a guard, but never left the building. He would only be permitted into Ardougne when asked to be, or in dire emergency.

Today a dire emergency knocked on his door. Actually, five of them did.

"Robert Bandano, I presume. I'm Tony de Fillo, and my accomplices are Farrell, Darako, TzHaar-Kot-Tok and Lobstorr. We are giving you an offer you can't refuse. Seriously. If you refuse, your life is at steak."

"You might as well come in. Grab a seat, and I'll make you all some tea."

"I'll have three sugars."

The gang entered the abode, and Tony took his fedora off and bowed his head.