User:Ugozima

Welcome to Ugozima's Userpage! Bum bom bedom bum bum bedum bom... I have a license to kill in 245 nations! None of which actually exist... Ster-i-pen! Making it safe to drink poop!

 This Week's Fortune Cookie: Bad words whispered will echo for a thousand leagues.

Ugozima is a species of Monotreme (egg-laying mammal) inhabiting the planet Wikia, found only in the impact crater of its species home asteroid, Aresefef.

=Habitat=

Ugozima lives on the planet Wikia, within the impact crater of the asteroid Aresefef, from which it originated. Its burrow is found on the eastsoutheast quadrant of the crater. The burrow is quite near to other burrows in the crater belonging to other species originating from the asteroid: Mr. Garrison (Aresefefwikia mrgarrisona), Fegaxeyl (Aresefefwikia fegaxeylus), The evil dude (Aresefefwikia tedarnia), ToaBionicle (Aresefefwikia dracomanca), Jigo22 (Aresefefwikia jigomania), Dautry (Aresefefwikia dautrus) and Chiafriend12 (Aresefefwikia chichichichia). This may suggest good friendship between the species.

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The Hemi- Phlegmi- Semi-Weekly Ugozima
Headlines:

"AWWW SHOOT!"
A delay in the release of Fortune Cookies has been announced, after a virus crashed Ugozima's computer. The Fortune Cookies game's approximate new release date is, "like, the second week of Dec[ember]...?" according to Ugozima himself.

OLD NEWS: HOROSCOPES
In an HPhSWU exclusive interview, Ugozima has stated that in addition to the fortune cookies game, a horoscope feature will be added "before Christmas."

Step up and Vote!
This month's monthly poll: What kind of feature would you like to see added to my UP or UP subpages? A guestbook! That fortune cookies game... A Wikifrat(ernity)! An IRL section in the news. Umm...apple box? RS profile! An antivandal campaign! Erm...orange box? A yew grove-type forum! All of the above. Nothing. Apple box! **doo dooo!**

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American Stereotypes
As there are several users from across the pond on RSFFW, I'd like to clear up a few American stereotypes. All Americans say "ya'll." I'm not going to say no one does. A lot of people actually do, mostly in the southeastern states, exempting Florida. I'm from Pennsylvania which is in the northeast, so saying "ya'll" is pretty uncommon. The fact of the matter is: While some Americans say "ya'll", that's a minority and most Americans don't. Americans are self-centered and ignorant. No. This is a mostly European stereotype; and I hate to say it but it's also an American one towards Europeans. If we are self-centered, then why does the average Joe help his neighbors a great deal? I know I do. And if we are ignorant, then how does every issue in the world end up on our TV screens? Americans are racist. If we're so racist, then why the heck do I see biracial couples nearly every time I'm at the mall? Americans make fun of Brits. Sorry Ted, Feg, Toa, and Mr. G. I can't deny this one. Imitated British accents are very common, and a tsunami of tea time and pip-pip-de-doodly-doo has destroyed our previous respect of you guys. Not that I'd do any of that... Americans are drugees. Well I'm certainly not. Americans are yokels who adhere to guns and their holy book. I'm Protestant (as most Americans are), and as far as I know none of my friends carry around Bibles and pistols. Aynd wee don't talk layk the-is.
 * While I'm at it I might as well clear up a Pennsylvanian stereotype:
 * Pennsylvanians are yokels.
 * Straight from the source: no we are not!

Americans are trashy. OK, while most Americans do listen to rap and curse at every opportunity, who doesn't?

I hope that clears up most of the major American stereotypes.

My Top Ten

 * 10) Omelettes
 * 9) Dr. Pepper
 * 8) Pumpkin Carving
 * 7) Zagnut bars
 * 6) Microsoft XP
 * 5) RuneScape XP
 * 4) Dark Chocolate
 * 3) The color cerulean
 * 2) White Chocolate
 * 1) Painting

My Bottom Ten

 * 10) Anything having to do with imitation crabmeats.
 * 9) MegaBloks (I actually don't mind MegaBloks when they have their own original sets, but when they rip off of LEGO it's damn irritating that LEGO can't do a thing about it. Legally, at least.)
 * 8) 70's movies.
 * 7) Spiders (Eek! Arachnophobic in the house!)
 * 6) David Copperfield.
 * 5) Paris Hilton.
 * 4) After-dinner mints. Blech.
 * 3) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
 * 2) iCarly.
 * 1) High School damned Musical! Grr!

The Basics of our Wiki's Pseudo-Government
I know this might seem a little weird, documenting out the wiki's government, but when have I ever backed down from a stupid-ass idea? (If you'd like to prove me wrong, leave your list of stupid-ass idea back-from-downings on my talk.)
 * Wikia Officials
 * govern over
 * The Bureaucrats (Chia and TED)
 * govern over
 * The Admins (Emo, Toa, Feg)
 * govern over
 * The Elite Commons (Longtime & Knowledgeable Editors: Mr. Garrison, Jigo22, yours truly)
 * govern over (okay, more like advise .)
 * The Low Commons (whatever's left)