Entry Four

Heeeeeeey Theeeeerreeeeeee!!! Long time no taaaaaalk!

Well, that's because some things happened when I was writing the OLD Entry Four...

I was walking down the Varrock street just like any other n00b on n00bScape would do, and then something happened. There was a crowd of people around this 'married' couple. They were DANCING with each other. I pushed through those idiotic beggar watchers and asked what the couple was doing.

The dude goes, "We're havin' fun, brah."

Yup, drunk as [****].

Then, I got an idea. I had never drank beer before, and I wanted to try it SO BAD. So I walked into the Blue Moon in or some schizz like that, and I ordered like 500 beers.

I think I drank them all in a short amount of time, and that was the end of me. I mean, like I became a CABBAGE.

TBC