BOB/Steve 17

After you have killed a few humans, you are sure ready to go on your first adventure!

However a mysterious Black Knight appears before your eyes... but it seems it ain't a NPC, no this guy claims to be your father...

What a twist! Your own alcoholic, abusive, mentally disordered father plays RuneScape! And there is no doubt about that he is a lot tougher then you! Yeah you, you little (*&^%$.

You disappoint me Steve... says the Black Knight in an ice cold voice.

You start trembling and sweating behind your computer for no good reason. You become silent and it becomes hard to breath, also for no good reason, but it has probably something to do with your nerdiness and your disorder in which you can't distinguish reality and fiction...

Your father starts killing the humans in the shag, and there's nothing you can do! Oh the horror! The blood of the innocent people quickly cover the poop brown ground. You cannot stand this and start vomit uncontrollably behind your computer with a bag of Cheetos in you're left hand.

I have killed a few people myself in the same shag not even a minute ago, so why would I care about this? It's just a game. And vomit? Really?

Father! How dare you slay these innocent humans! What have they done too you! It will be my destiny too avenge them!