Battle of Lumbridge

The Battle of Lumbridge was a minor conflict in the N00b W4r, a war involving the PK'er Association, the N00b 0rd3r 0f Nit3z, and the International League of Cooks.

Ignition
At a meeting of the International League of Cooks, the disscussion concerned the unbelieveably low prices of fish, the most readily available and highest-healing source of food. An observer from the PK'er Association began a fight with one of the representees, saying that this was the absolute best time for PK'ers. An observer from the N00b 0rd3r 0f Nit3z disagreed with the PK'er observer, as he said this would enable the PK'ers to essentially "rule" RuneScape by killing anyone they wanted. The PK'er was so angry at the N00b that he actually killed him on the spot, which angered the Pr3z of the N00b 0rd3r of Nit3z, to the point of declaring "w4r". This lead to the Battle of Lumbridge.