LinksOcarina

LinksOcarina - crusher of Zulrah and cans
Well known for being identical to Hagrid in every way shape and form.

Morality
Unlike his co-creator, Rargh, Link is not controversial in his morality. He, unlike Rargh, would have helped up an old lady that fell on the floor in tesco. However, he does call his penis "The Rune Scimmy."

Legal Battles
Link has an ungoing legal dispute with one of his viewers regarding potential false information shared. The viewer alleges that when they asked Link how he opens his throat to down a pint so quickly, Link advised them to go to the pub toilets. The viewer claims that while he did learn to open something, it was not his throat.