Enter The Lord

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Plot
Draco and the gang have landed on not Entrana, but Dragontooth Island. On this peaceful island, they do absolutely nothing.

Part 1

 * Draco: Where are we?
 * Doom: Umm...Don't you read the big, bold letters that are randomly showing from the sky?
 * Augustus: It says....Drag....Un...Toot...
 * Doom: DRAGONTOOTH ISLE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Draco: Sheesh! No need to yell! After all, we still have the home teleport runes to Extreme Stripperville.
 * Doom: Are you stupid!!! My girlfriend is expecting me home any minute, I can't be caught there!
 * Augustus: I'm too lazy...
 * Draco: Get your fat butt up, I at least want to have some fun.
 * Doom: Fine, let's do this... -_-

Part 19486

 * Draco: Runeon12, bruh, you're really bombing at this stuff...
 * Runeon12: Bombing at what?
 * Draco: Writing a story, I mean wtf is "Part 19486" supposed to do? Make me laugh?
 * Runeon12: Don't get me angry! I CONTROL THIS SHOW, I'LL KILL YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!
 * Draco: Please do, she's a *****
 * Runeon12: K, that was...eezee

Part 2

 * Draco: That's better.
 * Augustus: Who was that?
 * Draco: Runeon12, the idiot responsible for our situation.
 * Doom:Hooooold up there...so you mean you know the guy who can get us out of here?
 * Draco: Sure, I guess. If you put it that way.
 * AN UGLY GIRL APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
 * Draco: What. Are. You. Doing. Here.
 * UGLINA: Hey boysss <3
 * Draco: Dear god, this is another fake runescape scammer guy looking for other guys to troll
 * UGLINA: No! I'm 100% female *burps, then farts, then has diarrhea*
 * Draco: Umm...kill her...
 * The three take turns killing the heck out of her
 * Draco: Can we...move on with this episode?

Part...wait, hold up!

 * Draco: Runeon12, hold up!!!
 * Runeon12: Omfg, what do you want now n00b
 * Draco: Why are you reviving this after almost 3 yrs?
 * Runeon12: Wtf is yrs?
 * Draco: YEARS!!!
 * Augustus: Wow, this runeon12 god guy sounds a lot like...Joe from the Impractical Jokers.
 * Runeon12: HEY LARRY! SHUT UP! Anyways, just get on with it...

Part 3

 * Draco: You know what...I'm tired right now.
 * Runeon12: Fine, I'll cut this ep short.