Noobness



Noobness is a skill created by Jagex in 13 February 2007. Training noobness involves begging for different things. It is a skill that differs from all other skills by this reasons:

-Your account starts with 99 noobness, and it goes down with time.

-Your noobness level counts negative towards total level.

-It is possible to achieve level 0 noobness.

Every second that you are logged in, you lose 1 noobness experience.

Abilities


Level 99: At level 99 you can beg for a skillcape. You will recieve 100 experience for attempting, and 200,000,000 exp for achieving.

Level 90: At level 90 you can beg for gold coins. You will recieve 75 experience for achieving and 250 times the ammount for achieving.

Level 75: At level 75 you can beg for a rank in a skill chat. You recieve 70 experience for attempting and 900 times how high the rank is for achieving.

Level 60: At level 60 you can beg for a skillcape emote. You recieve 65 experience for attempting and 2500 for achieving.

Level 45: At level 45 you can beg for food. You recieve 50 experience for attempting and 150 time how much it heals for achieving.

Level 22: At level 22 you can beg for antipoison. You recieve 45 experience for attempting and 200 times how many doses the potion has for achieving.

Level 0: At level 0 you can't ever beg anymore. You will be able to buy a Begging-Free cape, so other players can admire how much you don't beg.

Skill Cape


To buy the cape, you need to beg it from Hans in Lumbridge.

Once you talk to him, he will ask you what you want. Say a noobness skillcape. You will then have 3 options:

-Please. This one will never give you the cape. -Plz. You will have to say this 10 times before he gives you the cape. -pl0x. You will get the cape on the first try.

No one knows how the noobness emote is, because everyone noob enough to have the noobness cape are not smart enough to know how to perform the emote.

NPCs with 99 noobness
-Hans

-Molly

-Drunken Dwarf

-Cow31337killer

-King Roald

-Evil Bob

-Captain Murphy

-Ava

-My Arm

-Dad

-Rantz

-Zanik