The Previous Episode's Title Had Nothing To Do With It

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Plot
Doom gets tired of listening to his girlfriend so he kills her.

Part 1

 * Doom: Danggg...I'm home.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey baby...
 * Doom: Be quiet.
 * Doom's gurll: Hey CUTE baby...
 * Doom: OMFG I'MMA KILL YOU NOW!!!
 * Doom, Draco, and Augustus kill Doom's girlfriend
 * Draco: Wow, at least my girlfriend is still alive
 * Runeon12: No, remember you told me to kill her?
 * Draco: f***.

Part 2
Runeon12: This is a message to the reader. Treat Part 2 as if I just copied and pasted Part 1 over here but replaced Doom's dialogue with Augustus and Doom's gurll's dialogue with a male stripper...or George Bush, whichever floats your boat.

Part 3

 * Draco: Let's go to the ice cream shop.
 * Doom: Okay.

Part 4

 * Runeon12: And that's where I'm ending the episode. Yes, I know absolutely nothing happened and I know that Augustus didn't even get to talk, but who cares. You can't always be a winner, right? Isn't that right, Charlie Sheen?