Adventures in Varrock/2.12

You turn down the price(ss). Unfortunately, you didn't know (s)he had a dragon axe behind his/her back! (S)he axes you to death and feeds you to the dogs. After 2 days of digestion, the dogs "deposit" your remains into the Varrock Water Main.

Lols Yeah, lols. Aww, lordy. Why'd I click that dumb link?

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